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Comic 858 - Friends ...

25th Jun 2013, 10:03 PM
Friends ...
Average Rating: 5 (14 votes)

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Centcomm 25th Jun 2013, 10:03 PM edit delete
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Rashala 25th Jun 2013, 10:09 PM edit delete reply

LOL.... I sense TEdee's gonan get a small hand held sister :)
cattservant 25th Jun 2013, 10:11 PM edit delete reply

Digitus Erectus!

[And now for something completely different. Sort of!]
Highlander55 25th Jun 2013, 10:16 PM edit delete reply
Should give her that dildo they gave Rose in that short piece earlier. Take out some of that frustration!
velvetsanity 25th Jun 2013, 10:18 PM edit delete reply

She wouldn't be able to use it.

"surface detail only"
Highlander55 25th Jun 2013, 10:22 PM edit delete reply
Yeah I know. That was just to piss her off more. LOL Unable to fulfill a need but holding the tool in hand!
velvetsanity 25th Jun 2013, 10:26 PM edit delete reply

I don't really think Teedee's a very sexual being. I think it's more that she's still pissed at CentComm for not letting her have the heavy (and overtly obvious) combat body she ordered. And also pissed at drekhead for making this whole mess necessary. After all, it's his fault she needed a new body in the first place...
Tokyo Rose 25th Jun 2013, 10:45 PM edit delete reply

Generally speaking, androids completely lack any sexual urges whatsoever unless they get the right physical components. The installation of said components includes, shall we say, "appropriate drivers".

Synth-brains are quite complex and do have an equivalent to a pleasure center, but calling such a response "sexual" indicates a bio-centric bias. Humans may proclaim a particularly appealing piece of music, work of art, or food article to be "orgasmic" due to the strong stimulation of the pleasure center, but androids lack such a biological context. Some androids do develop an interest in sex and sexuality, but it remains largely academic in the absence of the right components and software. (Most of the androids that develop that interest do spring for those options packages.)
highlander55 26th Jun 2013, 12:39 PM edit delete reply

Like Ada?
cattservant 25th Jun 2013, 10:23 PM edit delete reply

I still think she missed out on some useful stealth storage capacity!
Don B. 25th Jun 2013, 11:04 PM edit delete reply
Maybe so Catt, but I don't believe that I'd want to be the one who points that out to her.
cattservant 25th Jun 2013, 11:14 PM edit delete reply

Nor I!
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 12:40 AM edit delete reply

smart man ! :D
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 1:53 AM edit delete reply

Nor should it be mentioned, that with extra large boobs, she could carry extra ammunition hidden in her bra.
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 1:04 PM edit delete reply

snickers :D
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 6:09 PM edit delete reply

also ..

TD: whats a bra?
Ada: *faceplams:

( actually TD does know what they are for.. she just never uses them..
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 6:55 PM edit delete reply

Ah, she must be popular with the boys then, when her pop-up thermometers deploy. :)
velvetsanity 25th Jun 2013, 10:17 PM edit delete reply

*bang*bang* "You're healed! Thank you for choosing Life-Tec!"
Don B. 25th Jun 2013, 10:34 PM edit delete reply
"OWWW!! You freakin' shot me you crazy bi...wait, what? I feel better already. THE HELL!!?" 80
velvetsanity 25th Jun 2013, 11:53 PM edit delete reply

*giggles*
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 1:55 AM edit delete reply


*a wild TeeDee appears confused*


TeeDee : "Ada, why did you shoot me ?"
Ada : "Wasn't me, the gun did it!"
*thwip*
TeeDee : "Dammit, Ada."
Ada : *giggle* >_<
TeeDee : "You're having waaayy too much fun with that."
Don B. 26th Jun 2013, 8:29 PM edit delete reply
I suspect that Ada is the only one in existence with the ability to get away with something like that.
cattservant 25th Jun 2013, 10:20 PM edit delete reply

The Ladies are somewhere more expansive than last we saw them it seems.
velvetsanity 25th Jun 2013, 10:21 PM edit delete reply

"expansive"?
cattservant 25th Jun 2013, 10:27 PM edit delete reply

Yes, they were leaving New Troy and a rather unhappy CentComm in a dubious looking two-seater fighter.
velvetsanity 25th Jun 2013, 10:28 PM edit delete reply

Oh, wait, I misread "somewhere" as "somewhat" *facepalms*. Gotcha
Stormwind13 25th Jun 2013, 10:37 PM edit delete reply

I think they got picked up by Mr. Black and are in the back of the transport with the rest of the team. At least I believe that was the plan.
cattservant 25th Jun 2013, 11:01 PM edit delete reply

Yes, but it would have been interesting to have seen the rendezvous.
Stormwind13 25th Jun 2013, 11:06 PM edit delete reply

Done right, it would have been VERY boring. Just stop and pick up the girls, head off.
cattservant 25th Jun 2013, 11:28 PM edit delete reply

Really, I wanted to see some more of those dramatic aerial panoramas of the Waste.
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 12:36 AM edit delete reply

it was very boring .. and quick. :D
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 12:39 AM edit delete reply

yes TD and Ada are in the back they are on the overlook gantry of the cargo bay...
Don B. 25th Jun 2013, 10:29 PM edit delete reply
Ada looks happy enough...but I think TeeDee's still pissed about her new "upgrades". I pity the poor bastards who first get in her sights on this mission. I mean, more than usual.
Stormwind13 25th Jun 2013, 10:36 PM edit delete reply

I'm just glad it won't be ME.
Don B. 26th Jun 2013, 12:43 AM edit delete reply
Ada looks kinda bemused in panel 5. I have this feeling that her choice of personality for the Lancer will be...interesting.
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 1:03 PM edit delete reply

actually the persona is for the "Kit" not the gun :D it contains a Virtual intelligent "Doctor" to assist in the field. its a top of the line piece of equipment that Ada is VERY happy to have.
velvetsanity 26th Jun 2013, 5:02 PM edit delete reply

Ooh! Ooh! She should pick "snarky Star Trek Voyager EMH"! Or "Dr. McCoy"!

"Damnit, Ada, I'm a diagnostician, not a surgeon!" ROFL
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 12:36 AM edit delete reply

you are a smart man.. remember Ada got exactly what she wanted .. :D
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 2:05 AM edit delete reply

Personality chosen : TeeDee Mark II



TeeDee : "What the Hell, Ada?"
TeeDee : "Why would you give your gun my personality seed?
Ada : *giggles*
TeeDee : "I mean, that's so messed up!"
Lancer : "Oh stop moaning."
TeeDee : "What, It has a speech module too?"
Lancer : "Damn right I do, you wanna make something of it?"
TeeDee : "You're a damn gun, it's not like you can fight with me."
Lancer : "Sure I can."
*thwip*
TeeDee : "Argh, my leg .. it's going numb, what the hell did you do ?"
Lancer : "Just a simple sedative - I win the fight."
TeeDee : "Like hell you do, I can still move.."
*thwip*
TeeDee : "ARRGH, you utter bastard!"
Lancer : "Oh come on now, you should have expected that."
TeeDee : "This is utter bullshit, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
Lancer : "Oh ? with what leg are you going to kick me? They're both sedated."
TeeDee : "AAARGGGHHH!!!"
Rashala 26th Jun 2013, 3:20 AM edit delete reply

Tedee the Gun.....Somehow a TRANQ gun seems rather....Underpowered......


Now an ORbital PArtical Beam cannon...THat has More of Tedee in it
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 6:00 AM edit delete reply

Any Tranq Dart gun can be turned into a Poison Dart Gun in a moment.

I find that rather fitting, considering how TeeDee can go from being perfectly peaceful, to perfectly dangerous in the blink of an eye.
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 1:02 PM edit delete reply

true, but thats against Ada's ethics :D
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 1:03 PM edit delete reply

you have NO idea how angry TD is...
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 2:38 PM edit delete reply

Ah, is the good ol' Rage Meter getting a workout? :)
Rashala 26th Jun 2013, 5:25 PM edit delete reply

The rage meter blew up ten seconds after TEdee woke up with skin hair and such......her reage levels are over 9000...


She's be a super sayan if this was anime
Stormwind13 26th Jun 2013, 8:27 PM edit delete reply

Looking at her face in the last panel and from the number of WHAP's in the other panels I get the feeling, ANGRY doesn't do her mood justice.
She is going to be a missile when she is turned loose. All someone has to do is point her at target and get a mop ready... That will be appropriate for whatever is left of said target.
Just as glad I won't be the one to get in her way.
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 8:29 PM edit delete reply

there ya go.. I think you called it :D
CyberSkull 26th Jun 2013, 12:29 AM edit delete reply

Does this make them the Medic and the Heavy?
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 12:35 AM edit delete reply

Marcus Heavy and Assault
Silver Tech specialist and support
Teedee - Assault and medium weapons.
Ada- Medic and Pilot.
Black - covert ops
Connie .. is connie...
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 2:06 AM edit delete reply

Beast - Scary as hell if it ever gets "angry" ... or the robot equivalent of it.
Tokyo Rose 26th Jun 2013, 2:31 AM edit delete reply

*Watches a Team Fortress 2 reference sail over artist's head*
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 2:39 AM edit delete reply

Heh ... sailed right over this doggies head too ... but then, I was never into the whole team fortress thingy.
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 3:11 AM edit delete reply

the movies are funny as all hell :D :D
CyberSkull 26th Jun 2013, 5:02 AM edit delete reply

I was actually thinking of TeeDee as the heavy.
velvetsanity 26th Jun 2013, 5:03 PM edit delete reply

Nah, she's too little to be the heavy. She'd have to be the scout. Plus she'd probably discover "up close and personal" to be even more satisfying. :D
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 5:18 PM edit delete reply

TD: that sounds lovely.. *deadpan* ^_^
velvetsanity 26th Jun 2013, 7:50 PM edit delete reply

Always play up to your strengths, TD ^_~
Antonious 26th Jun 2013, 6:39 PM edit delete reply

Tee Dee is skirmisher class I would say. Small, lightly armored, moderate to exceptional strength, capable of stealth but can bring the rain when the situation calls for it. Armaments limited only by mission parameters and portability.
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 7:00 PM edit delete reply

Her strength isn't as important as how powerful her gun is, in fact, her new small frame make her better at hiding behind stuff while blasting away with her gun.

... now .. if she got a hold of the gun that Aeneas made for Acantha ... Hooo boy!
lalverson 26th Jun 2013, 1:29 AM edit delete reply
TD is beating the hell out of something. Maybe a dummy dressed up like his imperial highness, or cent.
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 2:06 AM edit delete reply

Could be the doll that she shot in the head ?

Edit : It just ocurred to me that she may be working with the CombatClippy menu !
"Please punch another face for the main menu." :D
Dragonrider 26th Jun 2013, 8:21 AM edit delete reply

Please explain why TeeDee of all characters needs more weaponry? something else to raise her frustration level because she can't use it all the time.
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 8:42 AM edit delete reply

Uh ? It's Ada, not TeeDee, who's got a brand new Gub!

And it's a tranq dart gub too, so she can stop TeeDee without hurting her too. :)
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 1:01 PM edit delete reply

Its actually a medical injector , that it can fire at a distance is a totally cool nifty. although its accuracy is deplorable.

I didnt say anything earlyer because I was laughing at the responces :D you guys are awesome.
MikeLinPA 26th Jun 2013, 8:43 AM edit delete reply
I am thinking that ADA needs to start pouring shots for TeeDee. Not to get her drunk, but maybe the alcohol will kill that bug up her ass!
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 1:01 PM edit delete reply

heheh funny you should mention that...
highlander55 26th Jun 2013, 1:23 PM edit delete reply

What!? I thought it came out the stomach? Sorry- wrong story. <snicker>
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 1:34 PM edit delete reply

ba dum tisss ! nice aliens reference :D
Speedy 12th Nov 2016, 6:33 PM edit delete reply
The facehugger got a little confused.
Dragonrider 26th Jun 2013, 4:16 PM edit delete reply

Is this a hint that maybe Ceci isn't the only one CentComm decided could use some extra hard and software?
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 4:34 PM edit delete reply

Oh ?
OOHHHH !!!

No wonder TeeDee is in a rage !
Guest 26th Jun 2013, 3:54 PM edit delete reply
I can imagine what would happen if TD and Doc Silver got into a pissing contest. TD would loose int he end cause doc could plant a program into her that has the effect of a horny bitch in heat. Doc Silver to TD- "Finger out how to satisfy that Bitch!!"
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 4:14 PM edit delete reply

TD would murder her.. like a wild dog gone bezerk - people would speak of Silvers fate in hushed whispers accross the land... >_<
Sheela 26th Jun 2013, 4:35 PM edit delete reply

Even so, any casual fight, I'd still put good money on Dr. Silver to come out top because of her intellect ... unless it turned violent, then TeeDee is the undisputed champion.
Speedy Marsh 12th Nov 2016, 7:16 PM edit delete reply
Are you saying Silver would "squash" her more aggressive, but less intellectual foe?

Who stalls Staal
Guest 26th Jun 2013, 5:14 PM edit delete reply
And Doctor Silver would die laughing too!
Rashala 26th Jun 2013, 5:53 PM edit delete reply

Nope Tedee would win laughing Cause She'd tell silver as she dies. Looks like CAlli Taylor IS better than her
Antonious 26th Jun 2013, 6:42 PM edit delete reply

The juxtaposition of panels two and three made me think at first Ada was getting ready to "enforce" some quiet time for Doc Silver. LOL
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 6:44 PM edit delete reply

Ada: maybe thats not a bad idea ! :D
KarToon12 26th Jun 2013, 7:59 PM edit delete reply

Panel two made me laugh so hard. XD
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 8:01 PM edit delete reply

Marcus seems so bothered doesnt he :D
Stormwind13 26th Jun 2013, 8:30 PM edit delete reply

Oh and I have to say, I love how you presented Ada here. She looks so good here.
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 8:33 PM edit delete reply

Your welcome ^_^- Yeah Ada ditched the "default" Hairstyle they gave her in the lab.
hoppy 26th Jun 2013, 9:05 PM edit delete reply
I thought TeeDee and Ada were going as human; how are they going to do that with those eyes?
Centcomm 26th Jun 2013, 9:11 PM edit delete reply

that will be covered shortly :D I didnt forget and nither did they :D
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 23rd Jul 2013, 1:20 PM edit delete reply

Panel 2 is everything I could ever want in a panel.
xpacetrue 5th Apr 2014, 7:40 AM edit delete reply
It may be against Ada's ethics to shoot to kill. However, what's stopping her from using her injector pistol to tranq and incapacitate an enemy?

On another note: Both Teedee's and Ada's bodies were customized for this mission, correct? Then why don't they both have an autonomous "repair package" installed, such that it automatically diagnoses problems and deploys repair nanites? I'd think something like that would be an available option for Mil-Sec units, if not standard issue.
Thomas 18th Apr 2014, 9:40 PM edit delete reply
Won't glowing eyes give them away if they go into new rome?
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