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Comic 945 - Stick Figure Filler 3

3rd Nov 2013, 12:00 AM
Stick Figure Filler 3
Average Rating: 5 (10 votes)

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Tokyo Rose 3rd Nov 2013, 12:00 AM edit delete
Tokyo Rose
All dialogue paraphrased, but preeeeeetty much accurate.
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cattservant 3rd Nov 2013, 12:06 AM edit delete reply

Frustration as a sub-text!



(With six tons of TP,
You could spare a roll or two
For stress relief.)



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Sheela 3rd Nov 2013, 1:35 AM edit delete reply

Heh, poor Rose .. noone around for you to hate on ?

No worries, there's always some douchebag of a politician somewhere for you to hate. :)
Tokyo Rose 3rd Nov 2013, 8:01 AM edit delete reply

But the doucheiticians are not available to be PUNCHED IN THE FACE either. GAWD, they're so INCONSIDERATE.

(My dream job: Being the Sergeant-at-Arms of Congress, but with the actual vested power to carry around a golf bag full of blunt instruments with which to thump the Congresscritters when they start doing stupid shit. I would get an amazing physical workout, and more job satisfaction than anyone ever.)
Guest 3rd Nov 2013, 8:49 AM edit delete reply
You would wear yourself out, Rose. I mean, no rest for you at ALL. That would be swinging sh!t 24/7 and STILL not getting to all ones you need thump!
velvetsanity 3rd Nov 2013, 11:39 AM edit delete reply

Never punch a politician in the face. They'll just turn it into an opportunity to get sympathy votes.
Stormwind13 3rd Nov 2013, 2:37 PM edit delete reply

If they can still talk to seek sympathy, velvet, then you didn't swing hard ENOUGH the first time. :-p
Sheela 3rd Nov 2013, 5:02 PM edit delete reply

Inconsiderate Politicians ... there's any other kinds ?
Tokyo Rose 3rd Nov 2013, 5:38 PM edit delete reply

Part of my lofty goal would be to make C-SPAN a lot more interesting, and thus draw people's attention to the stupid shit their elected officials are doing. I bet more people would tune in to watch debates if there was a high possibility of some draconian far-righter or batshit far-lefter catching a padded bat across the ear. (Yes, I would pad my blunt instruments. I'm not tryin' to KILL anybody here. And some of those Congresscritters are so old/fat/female that one good swing with a Louisville Slugger would knock them right the fuck out, and that's hardly any fun.)
Sheela 3rd Nov 2013, 6:19 PM edit delete reply

'Tis true .. it's more fun when you can whack them several times, and drive them before you and hear the lamentations of their sycophants. :)

On a sidenote, we once had a politician in Denmark who kept his promises ... all the other politicians distrusted him immediately - It was pretty funny, because he kept acting like he never noticed it (though I bet he did) and kept playing dumb with the press.

Much fun was had with him around. :)
highlander55 3rd Nov 2013, 6:48 PM edit delete reply

Sorta like Whack a Mole?
Centcomm 3rd Nov 2013, 7:51 PM edit delete reply

Beat beat beat ! :D
Computant 13th Aug 2016, 11:53 PM edit delete reply
My political fantasy would be for politicians to write the laws, but then submit them to the people for ratification. Not only would this greatly limit their power (and provide the people with far more power) but the ability of the population to vote for too many bills would limit the politicians to only 5-10 laws a month. Of course any bill that isn't voted on by at least 50% of the eligible voters fails due to lack of quorum.
mjkj 3rd Nov 2013, 3:13 AM edit delete reply

*lol*

I think that sums up a great deal of what happened - though some parts are missing - and I do not know about Rose's reaction ... but that basically covers it :)
Centcomm 3rd Nov 2013, 3:46 AM edit delete reply

giggling SO much .. litterally this totally cracked me up - she did forget the whole " they sent me a brand new broken HD " and all the stupid OS trouble ..
mjkj 3rd Nov 2013, 4:30 AM edit delete reply

Yup.
Tokyo Rose 3rd Nov 2013, 8:03 AM edit delete reply

See also "computer blowed up". For me, life is viewed through a distant lens crafted from the dreams of face punching.
Centcomm 3rd Nov 2013, 2:53 PM edit delete reply

LOL Rose likes to face punch idiots :D
Sheela 3rd Nov 2013, 5:00 PM edit delete reply

CombatClippy, is that you ?

Please punch a politician once for "yes", and twice for "hell yes" !
Draginbeard 3rd Nov 2013, 8:57 AM edit delete reply

*SNORT* that was funny!
Centcomm 3rd Nov 2013, 2:55 PM edit delete reply

hehe :D and this is why Rose is the funny :D
Dragonrider 3rd Nov 2013, 10:31 AM edit delete reply

when stress relief in the form of violent action is required slowly count to 10 while checking the action and loading your favorite weapon. Count to 25 while printing a sign that says, "I'm armed, I'm in a bitchy mood now get the hell out of my way." Then go for a nice peaceful walk.
highlander55 3rd Nov 2013, 10:41 AM edit delete reply
Sounds like Rose should have gotten something else besides TP. LOL
Centcomm 3rd Nov 2013, 2:54 PM edit delete reply

hehehe I think she did .. Cosco is one of those giant warehouses of doom.

and to Rose I say VEGGI STRAWS! (snickers)
Tokyo Rose 3rd Nov 2013, 5:33 PM edit delete reply

For all we know that was some kind of pet food!
Dragonrider 3rd Nov 2013, 7:02 PM edit delete reply

Hey Rose I heard Venezuela was having a TP shortage, maybe you can sell some of that black market and get enough to buy Centcomm a new Komputer.
Centcomm 3rd Nov 2013, 7:50 PM edit delete reply

AT Rose

NOM NOM NOM NOM .. :D
Rashala 3rd Nov 2013, 5:22 PM edit delete reply

Rose.....I would have thought you'd have learned your lesson with Tp BAck during the y2k scare.....Oh well *inflates a lifelike Doll of himsell* Here... its weighted on the botton you can punch it int he face as much as you want and it will keep coming back with a grin for more!
Antonious 3rd Nov 2013, 5:58 PM edit delete reply

HOLY CRAPNUTS! Rank 15!
Centcomm 3rd Nov 2013, 7:50 PM edit delete reply

bj;vwubwvb-

WHOA - wonder whats going to happen when we put the page out tomorrow >_<

You guys are awesome!
cattservant 3rd Nov 2013, 8:20 PM edit delete reply

Maybe it's a subject
to be avoided,
So as not to attract
negative Spirits.
Stormwind13 3rd Nov 2013, 8:31 PM edit delete reply

We break into this comment section to bring you this update - City of Titans has more than DOUBLED its goal. Just passed the SEVENTH stretch goal at over $650K. Less than 4 hours to go. :-)
Tokyo Rose 3rd Nov 2013, 9:42 PM edit delete reply

Dear NCSoft:

What was that about "lack of interest"?
Go fuck yourselves.

Love, the CoH Community.
Stormwind13 3rd Nov 2013, 9:44 PM edit delete reply

NCSoft = Bunch of incompetent overpaid idiots.

We are heroes, it is what we do! :-)
Rashala 3rd Nov 2013, 9:53 PM edit delete reply

*plays Aion*


TESTIFY BROTHER AND SISTER!!!!!!!
reveal the TRuth of Their incompetence to them!!!
Centcomm 3rd Nov 2013, 10:37 PM edit delete reply

ANNND new page tonight !! soon! todays updte will be today! :D
cattservant 3rd Nov 2013, 10:40 PM edit delete reply

Waiting on the levee
Waiting on the levee
Waiting on the
Up D-A-T-E!
Stormwind13 3rd Nov 2013, 10:43 PM edit delete reply

Presses nose up to the monitor screen and peers around, pressing the update page button every little bit. :-D
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