It isn't that girls don't fart, KarToon, but that ROYALTY (who are female) fart! That is supposed to NEVER happen! If it does somehow happen, it should NEVER be acknowledged. The world might very well EXPLODE if the rules of royalty are trampled that thoroughly!
If I could save up every sneeze and fart* and fire them off once a day, I would trigger seismographs.
*I don't burp. This is not a cutesy gosh-I'm-so-perfect thing, this is an actual, medically-verified what-the-fuck-is-up-with-that. I had an upper GI series done a few years ago, part of which involved swallowing some fizzy stuff to briefly inflate my stomach for the scanner.
Nurse: "Try not to burp right away."
Me: "No problem. I can't."
Nurse: *skeptical look*
I swallowed the stuff and just stood there while they did the scan.
Nurse: "Okay, you can burp now."
Me: "I'd love to oblige, but I can't."
Doctor: "Huh. Nurse, look at this."
Me: "Did you find something?"
Doctor: "You can't burp."
Me: ". . . yes, I know."
Doctor: "No, it's almost physically impossible for you to do so because *torrent of medspeak*"
Me: "Durh?"
Doctor: "Blah blah esophagus valve blah blah unusually tight seal blah blah haven't seen that before blah."
Me: "Oh. Okay. I thought I was just untalented. Can I put my shirt on?"
Nurse: "No, but you can drink this barium."
Incidentally, barium tastes slightly like mint and mostly like Kaopectate, which in turn tastes like chalk and mud.
The barium was the least-unpleasant thing about that experience. The stomachful of carbon dioxide that I could not vent, however, was very uncomfortable.
*smirks and laguhs* I knew there was a reason I liked Acantha....and not just cause she thought her brother was a whack job ;)
Also come on Kokishin is just Soooo cute...I mean imagine if he and Ceci were to team up.....Dear lord... I think I just gave Rose and Centy the idea for a super cute bomb that would paralyze anyone who sees it with it's cuteness
Puts me in mind of a character named "Sunny Sparkle" in Captain Marvel (WAY back). He was so nice that people would just give him things. Kokishin (and CeCi) could fall in the same category, I think.
Either a 'Cute Bomb' already exists and it just isn't that effective or I bet you someone in the Pentagon has at least made a weapons proposal for it much like the 'Gay Bomb.'
Yup, she looks hawt in a dress.
Everyoen who gets caught Fartign Always blames the Dog for it
It's in her and it's got to come out!
Slightly NSFW, but nothig that will corrupt young minds.
Pretty funny though. :)
*I don't burp. This is not a cutesy gosh-I'm-so-perfect thing, this is an actual, medically-verified what-the-fuck-is-up-with-that. I had an upper GI series done a few years ago, part of which involved swallowing some fizzy stuff to briefly inflate my stomach for the scanner.
Nurse: "Try not to burp right away."
Me: "No problem. I can't."
Nurse: *skeptical look*
I swallowed the stuff and just stood there while they did the scan.
Nurse: "Okay, you can burp now."
Me: "I'd love to oblige, but I can't."
Doctor: "Huh. Nurse, look at this."
Me: "Did you find something?"
Doctor: "You can't burp."
Me: ". . . yes, I know."
Doctor: "No, it's almost physically impossible for you to do so because *torrent of medspeak*"
Me: "Durh?"
Doctor: "Blah blah esophagus valve blah blah unusually tight seal blah blah haven't seen that before blah."
Me: "Oh. Okay. I thought I was just untalented. Can I put my shirt on?"
Nurse: "No, but you can drink this barium."
Incidentally, barium tastes slightly like mint and mostly like Kaopectate, which in turn tastes like chalk and mud.
Rash, I'm sending you the dental bills for inflicting that on us! :-D
Also come on Kokishin is just Soooo cute...I mean imagine if he and Ceci were to team up.....Dear lord... I think I just gave Rose and Centy the idea for a super cute bomb that would paralyze anyone who sees it with it's cuteness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xf45nHi4xQ