Comic 1043 - She knows WHAT?

10th Jul 2014, 9:00 PM
She knows WHAT?
Average Rating: 5 (20 votes)

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Centcomm 10th Jul 2014, 9:00 PM edit delete
Centcomm
Wow thats a lot of stuff...

Well I Signed up for Paetron that comics support thing not sure if I did it right but we shall see heres the URL

Datachasers

Still working out rewards ...
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JacobJSebastian 10th Jul 2014, 9:04 PM edit delete reply

ROFL who came up with that list? My money is on Rose!
Centcomm 10th Jul 2014, 9:17 PM edit delete reply

Actually me and rose and a couple of others :D
Sheela 11th Jul 2014, 5:50 AM edit delete reply

Hah ... the landshark ...

... painful memories !
Dragonrider 11th Jul 2014, 5:14 PM edit delete reply

Klingon Promotion that should be good
Tokyo Rose 11th Jul 2014, 3:41 PM edit delete reply

I did a quick scan of The Interwebs looking for weird sex act names, tweaked a few, then asked Cent to contribute :D
Stormwind13 11th Jul 2014, 6:55 PM edit delete reply

I was going to say... most of them sound like Wrestling moves. :-D Not that you can't 'wrestle' with your lover.
Antonious 12th Jul 2014, 2:28 PM edit delete reply

I took Ceci's "list" of positions as a challenge and found links to all but three. Of the three, I could find no reference to one, one had no single definitive link, and the third had no reference using the full name but I did find a sex act that used part of the name in its name. Here is the list for those of you who feel their minds need more twisting. Definitely NSFW

The Waterfall - www.menshealth.com/sex-position-playbook/waterfall

The Flying Dutchman - definition 2 www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flying+Dutchman

The Mediterranean Sno-cone - No link found

The Landshark - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=land+shark

The Klingon Promotion - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Klingon%20Promotion

The Rusty Venture - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rusty%20Venture&defid=5379177

The Shop Vac - xhamster.com/movies/228360/shop_vac_blow_job.html

The Dangling Crawdad - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alabama%20Crab%20Dangle

The Three-Eyed Turtle - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=three+eyed+turtle

The Mocha Latte - No definitive link - www.bing.com/search?q=Sex%2BThe+Mocha+Latte&pc=MOZI&form=MOZSBR

The Double-Kangaroo Scissor Jump - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=double-kangaroo%20scissor%20kick

The Salmon Ladder - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Salmon%20arm

The Polish Hayride - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hayride
Tokyo Rose 13th Jul 2014, 8:17 PM edit delete reply

That's actually kind of impressive. For the most part, to assemble this list, I typed "weird sex position names" into Google, hit a couple links at random, then did some picking-and-choosing of the ones that had no attempt at description at all, based *entirely* on how weird they sounded. :)
jamie59 10th Jul 2014, 9:05 PM edit delete reply

ROFLOL!!!
Centcomm 10th Jul 2014, 9:17 PM edit delete reply

hehe :D
plymayer 10th Jul 2014, 9:09 PM edit delete reply

Looks like I have some terms to search the net for.
Centcomm 10th Jul 2014, 9:17 PM edit delete reply

im curious what you find.. I think :D
DizzasterJuice 10th Jul 2014, 9:17 PM edit delete reply

Okay, now we need demonstration images of those techniques because, well... just because.
The shop-vac is self explanatory so no need to include that one and I'd rather not see the waterfall if it's okay. lol
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 9:00 AM edit delete reply

heheh.. I think Ill leave most of these to your imagination..
plymayer 10th Jul 2014, 9:19 PM edit delete reply

Ah, who am I kidding the chances of me ever having sex is so remote. There is no point in looking them up. Am curious about a Klingon promotion though...
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:26 AM edit delete reply

lets say it involves a bit gag.. a whip.. and lots and lots of yelling .. and some strong straps..
plymayer 11th Jul 2014, 11:24 AM edit delete reply

Not sure if that gets a smiley face or some emoticon that conveys horrified ?
Tokyo Rose 11th Jul 2014, 3:32 PM edit delete reply

It's a TVTropes reference and bodes ill for anyone stupid enough to volunteer for it :)
Furushotakeru 10th Jul 2014, 9:46 PM edit delete reply
Rusty Venture, lol. Maybe we can finally get a definitive answer as to what that actually is, since no one could agree!
Marcus Ramesy 10th Jul 2014, 10:03 PM edit delete reply

I recognized a good 1/3 rd of them.....
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:27 AM edit delete reply

mubhahah its a secret of the universe...
cattservant 10th Jul 2014, 10:09 PM edit delete reply

Well it is CeCi's cover story.

And gee Ms Blue,
never too old
to learn something new!
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:26 AM edit delete reply

hehe
Fairportfan 10th Jul 2014, 10:09 PM edit delete reply

You forgot the Alabama Piledriver!
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:22 AM edit delete reply

ooh nice :D
mjkj 10th Jul 2014, 10:50 PM edit delete reply

CeCi is very distracting...

...and Dolly is always thinking of Lynn...


@title and alt text: So true!

Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:22 AM edit delete reply

grins :D
Rashala 11th Jul 2014, 12:21 AM edit delete reply

*Note to self* HELP Dolly harm sleaze on way out....



Second note.: Upload PDF file labled Things Lynn never should do, Chapter 7 Sex positions. To Dolly's intraweb ID address. *And smacks himself HArd with a large baseball bat, for the confusion before* Sorry dolly.
Stormwind13 11th Jul 2014, 3:03 AM edit delete reply

Dolly should know that making something off-limits typically means that it is something they will WANT to try. If you don't let them know about the positions, they won't try them. Ignorance is your best bet. :-D
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:23 AM edit delete reply

Dolly: ok we will have .. words later.. and besides .... Lynn? Me? seriously ??!?!

( LOL take a look at the way that looks rash :D )
Rashala 12th Jul 2014, 1:15 PM edit delete reply

*mutters* Hold on on second *Said to dolly as she glares and Reaches back moving around a few words at the end of the sentence*


THAT is what I meant. To send that File TO you that is labled Things Lyn should never do.
Greenwood Goat 11th Jul 2014, 1:15 AM edit delete reply
I wonder if she can squat like the lioness on the cheesegrater...

...it gets a mention in <i>Lysistrata</i> as one of the acts that the women will refuse to perform for their menfolk, in order to force the men to stop the war. Other sources mention that it was the most expensive such act if one was paying for it. Unfortunately, no other information about it has survived. Not that this means that it couldn't have been reinvented somewhere in the <i>Datachasers</i> universe...

Of course, I am also led to wonder whether she can do things like the Bobbit or the Burdizzo or the Whoops-Asphyxi-Daisy or the Litvinenko or the Markov...

Ceci: But I don't have any Polonium 210 or ricin handy... *grump* ...and these guys probably have some pretty sophisticated rad detectors anyway... no, let's stick to the classics. ;-)
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:23 AM edit delete reply

not even going there.. :D
VanEzzania 11th Jul 2014, 6:13 AM edit delete reply

I must confess I've heard of half of those positions, but the other half I've never heard of.
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:24 AM edit delete reply

LOL :D
Johninaustin 11th Jul 2014, 6:22 AM edit delete reply
Okay, I Googled two of those, Did you know there is video?

I think I will stop now.
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:24 AM edit delete reply

there is???
KarToon12 11th Jul 2014, 10:10 AM edit delete reply

When she said "Rusty Venture", I immediately thought of the character on the Venture Bros. XDXD
Centcomm 11th Jul 2014, 10:25 AM edit delete reply

Then you get the reference :D *claps * :D
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 23rd Jul 2014, 7:13 AM edit delete reply

The Rusty Venture! Bwahaha! I L'd, out L!
Karyl 11th Jul 2014, 12:28 PM edit delete reply
But can she do the "Liberty Valence"?
XMinusOne 11th Jul 2014, 5:45 PM edit delete reply
I'd imagine the Polish Hayride would either involve falling off the wagon or no hay, just sacks of potatoes.Personally, any sex position that's liked by cowgirls, dogs or missionaries is okay with me.
Dan 11th Jul 2014, 8:04 PM edit delete reply
This reminds me of a Bob and Tom song.
CyberSkull 12th Jul 2014, 4:26 PM edit delete reply

A list of forbidden sexual acts? Sound more like a to-do list.
Songgu Kwon 13th Jul 2014, 11:37 AM edit delete reply

Woah, the double kangaroo scissor jump sounds dangerous.
Tokyo Rose 13th Jul 2014, 8:15 PM edit delete reply

Not recommended for ladies or gentlemen who have joint problems, connective-tissue disorders, or conditions affecting the inner ear.
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