Comic 1047 - Sports talk...

17th Jul 2014, 9:00 PM
Sports talk...
Average Rating: 5 (18 votes)

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Centcomm 17th Jul 2014, 9:00 PM edit delete
enjoy ! also early bird pages will be made available on Patreon for DC and Luna Star.. So head on over and make a pledge ! It goes to a good cause.. Me and Rose...
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Rashala 17th Jul 2014, 9:08 PM edit delete reply

Dolly and football...or whatever that game is......who'd have thought
Centcomm 18th Jul 2014, 11:23 AM edit delete reply

hehe well Mag ball is a bit like Football it is diffrent than G-Ball as the mall in Mag ball is repelled by the walls no actual contact is made with the ball each player wears a set of pads on his arms and legs that act to repels it as well ..

And yes players in that sport are only a bit less ruthless as G-mall leagues.. as most of the players failed out of G-ball also the game is played on a flat field rather than a circular 3D one ..
Marcus Ramesy 18th Jul 2014, 9:57 PM edit delete reply

bah, mag ball is for the sissies who couldn't handle G-Ball or are too afraid to play it.
Rashala 19th Jul 2014, 12:23 AM edit delete reply

Says the guy who got his Butt handed to him by a 4 foot tall Female AI with a chip on her shoulder the size of Olympus Mons.
Sheela 19th Jul 2014, 7:16 PM edit delete reply

Dang, TeeDee in her current body would be LETHAL in a game of G-ball.
Centcomm 20th Jul 2014, 3:17 AM edit delete reply

To a degree yes..:D shes got speed and str4ngth but shes lacking in armor
Marcus Ramesy 21st Jul 2014, 8:57 AM edit delete reply

Tell you what, next time one of your closest friends goes apeshit nuts and you have to chose between killing them or going ruff and tumble to force her to integrate in to her new body with out killing her or damaging her in a way that Dr. Silver will have to do extensive repair work.... Ill take the lumps.. as for who won... she did because she is integrated, and i didn't have to put a laz beam through her skull and retire her
plymayer 17th Jul 2014, 10:21 PM edit delete reply

Don't really follow that league.
Centcomm 18th Jul 2014, 11:24 AM edit delete reply

hehe :D
JacobJSebastian 17th Jul 2014, 10:24 PM edit delete reply

Prediction: Ceci is gonna claim he passed out when she comes out of there. I would bet MONEY on it. And Kudos to whomever found that font! ROFL!
Tokyo Rose 18th Jul 2014, 12:53 AM edit delete reply

That font was a wonderful find indeed.

Its name, incidentally, is "Kinkie". I HAVE NO FURTHER COMMENT.
Stormwind13 18th Jul 2014, 2:19 AM edit delete reply

LOL Rose. Good find. Great use of the font.

Yeah, Jacob. That is almost certainly what she is going to claim. He is 'napping' from being worn out. And she has witnesses that heard her wearing him out! :-D
Centcomm 18th Jul 2014, 11:20 AM edit delete reply

omg Rose.. seriouslyly?!?!?
Stormwind13 18th Jul 2014, 6:15 PM edit delete reply

Okay, I just noticed the center holes of the letters and the periods on the explanation points all seem to be little HEARTS!!! Does anyone else see them?

Rose, you have officially been stripped of your spiky ball of hate title. ANYONE that uses that font can't have that title, it is too lovey-dovey. :-D
Antonious 19th Jul 2014, 10:14 AM edit delete reply

Sits back out of collateral damage range to await Rose's reclamation of "Spiky ball of Hate" title.
Stormwind13 19th Jul 2014, 2:06 PM edit delete reply

Antonious, if you are still on Earth you are in the splash damage zone. If you are inside the orbit of Pluto, you probably are! :-D
Tokyo Rose 20th Jul 2014, 2:13 AM edit delete reply

The entire reason for having that font was to use it in cases like this. I would sooner send professional emails written in Comic Sans than use it for anything BUT such circumstances.

Also, if you just heard a distant explosion, that was a bus-load of pious nuns and big-eyed orphans en route to a puppy-cuddling event THAT THEY WILL NEVER, EVER REACH, all because of that font.
Centcomm 20th Jul 2014, 3:20 AM edit delete reply

haha AWESOME - thats my spiky ball of hate :D
Sheela 20th Jul 2014, 7:07 AM edit delete reply

Ah .. but Rose, I know of a font that is even LESS appropiate for professional e-mails than Comic Sans !

... "Kinkie" ! :D
Stormwind13 20th Jul 2014, 7:59 AM edit delete reply

Well if the nuns were of the Salvation Army Sisterhood (see Hell to Pay) then you did the world a favor, Rose! :-D While pious, they were NOT very nice people.

As for the orphans, if they were the orphaned because they had killed their own families... again you did the world a favor. And probably saved the puppies from being traumatized too! :-D
cattservant 17th Jul 2014, 10:48 PM edit delete reply

Awkward conversations
whilst dodging the elephant...
Stormwind13 18th Jul 2014, 2:20 AM edit delete reply

Not ONE elephant, cat. But a whole HERD of them. :-D
Sheela 18th Jul 2014, 5:37 AM edit delete reply

Frankly, at this point it doesn't matter what subject he brings up, Dolly is going to be opposed to it, even if it's something she dearly loves.
Centcomm 18th Jul 2014, 11:20 AM edit delete reply

I think Sheela called it ..
Sheela 18th Jul 2014, 5:36 PM edit delete reply

In fact, she's also opposed to his face!
Stormwind13 18th Jul 2014, 6:17 PM edit delete reply

His continued EXISTENCE, Sheela. :-D
Highlander55 18th Jul 2014, 4:37 AM edit delete reply
Now put Ceci's words to the tune of "ting tang walla walla bing bang" and you got a winner. LOL!
MikeLinPA 18th Jul 2014, 11:04 AM edit delete reply

Gonna have it stuck in my head all day...
MikeLinPA 18th Jul 2014, 11:10 AM edit delete reply
Use this one, it is a version with video.
Centcomm 18th Jul 2014, 11:19 AM edit delete reply

Oh my god.. now I cant get it out of my head - loads up some Harry Chapin .. >_<
highlander55 18th Jul 2014, 4:10 PM edit delete reply

My Evil work quota for the day is complete! <wringing hands and laughing maniacally>
Antonious 19th Jul 2014, 10:16 AM edit delete reply

Trying to get on Rose's ... ahem ... good side Highlander?
highlander55 19th Jul 2014, 1:09 PM edit delete reply

Rose has a good side? Hey Rose! Turn around so we can see your good side.
Sheela 19th Jul 2014, 7:18 PM edit delete reply

She has a Bad and a Naughty side, and you never know which one she's showing you.
Stormwind13 20th Jul 2014, 3:04 PM edit delete reply

Definitely not in time for it to do you any good, Sheela.

Oh that is her BAD si.. ::BOOM:: :-D
mjkj 18th Jul 2014, 5:23 AM edit delete reply

*lol* you go CeCi!

I wonder if she already has hacked into their database by now...

...and wow, Dolly is passionate about that league...

Sheela 18th Jul 2014, 5:38 AM edit delete reply

More like she's passionate about making the man look like a fool. :D
Centcomm 18th Jul 2014, 11:24 AM edit delete reply

dunno she sounds pretty busy..
mjkj 18th Jul 2014, 1:39 PM edit delete reply

"sounds" is the key word here - I believe pervy guard was unconscious as soon as CeCi got that scarf - the rest is just a sound piece for the audience...
Stormwind13 18th Jul 2014, 2:10 PM edit delete reply

I think you are right, mjkj. He hasn't issued a sound. I doubt he would be silent if CeCi was really having sex with him. :-D Especially as 'enthusiastic' as she is going at it. :-D
VanEzzania 18th Jul 2014, 5:34 AM edit delete reply

Ceci is just as experienced as as Maxus and Irene xD
Sheela 18th Jul 2014, 5:39 AM edit delete reply

Experienced ? no.
Passionate ? Oh yes.
Innovative ? Definately.
Loud ? Oh heck yes.
Centcomm 18th Jul 2014, 11:24 AM edit delete reply

Sheela got it first,...
highlander55 19th Jul 2014, 1:13 PM edit delete reply

Ceci's first time. Dolly may have to put a real collar on her if she is addicted to sex. That could be awkward otherwise.
Sheela 20th Jul 2014, 7:10 AM edit delete reply

Heh, would be kinda funny if Ceci got addicted to sex.
Ah yes, so many opportunities for awkward situations. :)

Ceci : "But Mommy, it's just a little sex and your body is so scrumptius!"
Dolly : *sigh* "Here we go again ... no, Ceci!"
Ceci : " ... maybe just a little nippleplay then?"
Dolly : "No."
Ceci : "We wouldn't even have to take off our clothes if we just rub our boobs together!"
Dolly : "NO!"
Ceci : "But it feels so gooood!"
Dolly : "No means NO, Ceci!"
Decimus : "If you are quite done with your sexbot, Miss Blue, could we continue our gun duel?"
Dolly : "Yes, lets."
Ceci : "Oh!"
Ceci : "He could totally join in!"

Dolly & Decimus : "NO CECI !!"

Ceci : *sniffle*
Dolly : "Don't you dare puppy-eye us, Ceci.."
Decimus : "She wouldn't do that to us, would she?"
Ceci : *puppy eyes & pout*
Decimus : "Gah!"
Dolly : "God Dammit, Ceci!!"
Ceci : "Yay, funtime now!"

Stormwind13 20th Jul 2014, 2:54 PM edit delete reply

ROTFLMAO!!! Totally inappropriate, Sheela. But funnier than He!! :-D
KarToon12 18th Jul 2014, 5:51 AM edit delete reply

Awkward sports talk is awkward. XD
Centcomm 18th Jul 2014, 11:25 AM edit delete reply

eeeYup! ^_^
velvetsanity 18th Jul 2014, 5:52 AM edit delete reply

Note to Roma customs: invest in soundproofing
Centcomm 18th Jul 2014, 11:25 AM edit delete reply

hehe - they didnt think they would need to!
Stormwind13 18th Jul 2014, 3:22 PM edit delete reply

But then the other guards couldn't be jealous of his amorous pursuits, velvet. :-D
Rashala 18th Jul 2014, 1:30 PM edit delete reply

*walks in to marcus and Tedee's room again* Sorry bout this *borrows a HK it heavy armor weapons nad such.....and he still creepy calkm takes only a hunting knife and one grenade. There is about 50 minuts of gunfire and explosions then Loud Clang...and oen heck of a room shaking explosion.....A burned smoking and sincged and bleeding still calm RAshala walks into the room again hands marcus a few bolts and a check for the bot* Thanks.....I feel Much better now.... *walks back out to see a medic*
Stormwind13 18th Jul 2014, 2:06 PM edit delete reply

LOL Rash. I don't think CeCi is doing anything besides acting. I base this on the fact that the sleazeball hasn't made a SOUND. I think she is just acting while the creep takes a nap. :-D
Boren 18th Jul 2014, 2:43 PM edit delete reply
I agree, I think that *thump* was the KO and he's gonna be out with that scarf wrapped around his head, in fact she probably used it to cushion the blow so she didn't kill him.
Rashala 18th Jul 2014, 3:10 PM edit delete reply

What? I'm not upset at all *said in that creepy psycho calm tone* I am not planning to melt that custom point to slag the second dolly and ceci are clear...I am perfectly fiiiiiiiiinnnneeee
Stormwind13 18th Jul 2014, 3:16 PM edit delete reply

LOL. Decaf, Rash. Definitely decaf. :-D
Rashala 18th Jul 2014, 3:35 PM edit delete reply

Decaff what? *is drinking water*
Marcus Ramesy 18th Jul 2014, 10:01 PM edit delete reply

*takes bolts shrugs and deals tee dee another pyramid hand*
Rashala 19th Jul 2014, 12:24 AM edit delete reply

What? We all have differnet methosds to keep from going postal.....Mine is SNiper shooting things and blowing up Giant battle robots....Its perfectly natural coping mechanism!
jamie59 18th Jul 2014, 4:13 PM edit delete reply

Hay where's the cheesy 70's Porno Music (TM)?
highlander55 19th Jul 2014, 4:09 AM edit delete reply

Behind the Green door!
Centcomm 20th Jul 2014, 3:22 AM edit delete reply

in Folder 201 ( TM Pending )
Kitty 18th Jul 2014, 5:23 PM edit delete reply
Guessing that guard ends up with the scarf wrapped in some, ahem, creative ways...then when his buddy asks "How was it?" his response will be a very sad, "Damn, I can't remember!"
Sheela 18th Jul 2014, 5:39 PM edit delete reply

He'll probably be bound and gagged with the scarf.

After all, if she hurts him, the law will want to have a talk with her.
But if she only humiliates him, the law will ignore her, and his friends will laugh at him.
Kitty 19th Jul 2014, 7:16 PM edit delete reply
Oh, yeah, bound for sure. I just didn't specify WHERE ;)
Unmaker 19th Jul 2014, 4:02 PM edit delete reply
are dead links.
Centcomm 20th Jul 2014, 3:22 AM edit delete reply

I tested them they seem to work fine for me - sorry :(
Unmaker 20th Jul 2014, 10:49 AM edit delete reply
They work fine for me too now. Temporary glitch? When I was archive binging yesterday they didn't, even as cut-and-paste addresses. Sigh.
Centcomm 20th Jul 2014, 12:09 PM edit delete reply

The net is vast and confusing and often Terrorizing .. hands them a cookie - hey it was worth telling me - it could have been messed up :D
XMinusOne 19th Jul 2014, 8:08 PM edit delete reply
I'm guessin' Ceci's playing both parts while the guard's choked unconscious with that scarf.

Guard 2: "So how as it, dude?"

Guard 1: "It was great ... I think ... I'm a little fuzzy on details."
Unmaker 19th Jul 2014, 11:45 PM edit delete reply
There also seem to be two out-of-order images:
Centcomm 20th Jul 2014, 3:23 AM edit delete reply

nope those were promos for the Re done art and such :D
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 23rd Jul 2014, 7:17 AM edit delete reply

This is so funny. They're talking sports, and presumably the guy with Ceci is thinking about baseball.
Mark_L_A 3rd Jun 2015, 10:27 PM edit delete reply

Ok, the Ellay Riftsharks, Elllay=Los Angeles Rift=San Andreas Fault Sharks=self explanatory/

Havay Sandwolves is the one giving me issues trying to decipher.
Centcomm 3rd Jun 2015, 11:14 PM edit delete reply

Actually Rose came up with that.. so I dont actually know :D
Mark_L_A 4th Jun 2015, 12:57 AM edit delete reply

Rose? ROse? ROSe? ROSE?!?! Calling the Lady Rose!!!!!

I better stop it, or she's gonna hurt me.
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