Comic 1102 - Malati's Mission #10

14th Nov 2014, 9:00 PM
Malati's Mission #10
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DLKmusic 14th Nov 2014, 9:12 PM edit delete reply

Kinda kewl how gentle she was with the principal, but as for frame 6, now that we see (re-see) that scene in context, all I can say is...

Gosh Darn you Noctis, Malati EARNED that night ringside at the wrestling match. You're a bad bad bad bad android, Noctis! For Shame!

Centcomm 14th Nov 2014, 9:28 PM edit delete reply

Sheela 15th Nov 2014, 12:54 PM edit delete reply

Speaking of panel 6, is that Malati pulling the ignition caps out of the explosives, and a lot of red wires ?

That seems oddly familiar.
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:40 PM edit delete reply

oh ? She did that to the first one as well.. not sure what you mean though..
DLKmusic 15th Nov 2014, 10:07 PM edit delete reply

My apologies, I was actually referring to frame 9. one of these days I'll learn to count on more than just 1 hand.
Rms2000 14th Nov 2014, 9:14 PM edit delete reply

I think I can guess her next few words... Actually, I feel like I've heard that story before... maybe from a doctor or nurse or someone in a show? of course, Malati's version is different... in many ways. By the way, we've been hearing all about Malati, but we haven't heard much from any of the main characters in a while. Are they coming back soon?
Centcomm 14th Nov 2014, 9:28 PM edit delete reply

Yeppers .. Monday we have another treat for you ! :D
Dragonrider 14th Nov 2014, 9:43 PM edit delete reply

*Innocent look number 2,679,852.6* A treat? Do we get to watch a threesome with Malati, Dolly, and Ceci as they try to wear each other out to gain information?
anonymous coward 15th Nov 2014, 1:21 PM edit delete reply
I think you might be confused about which webcomic you're reading. This is 'Datachasers,' and not 'The Cummoner.'
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 2:57 PM edit delete reply

Ah... no Dolly looked at that suggestion and I think shes going to murd-

Dolly: Im sorry - I don't do porn. No offense.
Minx: I cou-
Dolly: JUST NO.. just.. No.
jamie59 15th Nov 2014, 7:59 PM edit delete reply

Minx Don't let Dolly stomp on your fun.
DLKmusic 15th Nov 2014, 10:09 PM edit delete reply

LOL, sorry I gotta side with Dolly on this one, considering Minx's past luck.
mjkj 16th Nov 2014, 1:28 AM edit delete reply

A treat?

Do you mean ... tuna??? ;) :D

Sheela 17th Nov 2014, 10:54 AM edit delete reply

... did someone say Tuna ?
jamie59 14th Nov 2014, 9:39 PM edit delete reply

Just (a) shower!?
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:10 PM edit delete reply

well ok it was several... :D
Timotheus 15th Nov 2014, 8:21 PM edit delete reply

Wouldn't it have been more efficient for her to just ride her bike through a car wash? I'm sure she is up to handling it and the buff and wax would be good for her riding suit.
Deo 14th Nov 2014, 10:06 PM edit delete reply

such casual and normal "Tuesday night"conversation
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:11 PM edit delete reply

Oh yes.. quite :D
Draginbeard 15th Nov 2014, 12:04 AM edit delete reply

I imagine the example and execution were televised in some way.

I presume they wanted to have this example seen by as many citizens as could stomach watching, and thus wasn't done in a town square or anything.

Glad to get more of the back story on Malati.

She is a monster fighting other monsters. Hopefully, they don't run out of other monsters any time soon.
Sheela 15th Nov 2014, 12:51 PM edit delete reply

I wonder if they could televise it by playing a recording from Malati's eyes ?

That would be kinda cool, and one helluva detractor from ever doing anything that might make Malati angry at you. XD
anonymous coward 15th Nov 2014, 1:24 PM edit delete reply
As long as prince shithead's rule continues I'm certain they won't run out. His ambitions and tendencies will generate many monsters for Malati to abuse in grandiloquent ways.
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:11 PM edit delete reply

It was ,.. not this mission but parts of it. Roma is not shy about showing what happens to Traitors and criminals.
Tokyo Rose 15th Nov 2014, 4:50 PM edit delete reply

"Official" executions for certain crimes ARE televised directly. The Cassians' work tends to show up through other channels. Literally.

It's quite easy to call up the right news crews and tip them off as to the location of a very educational mess so they can get a lot of exciting pictures. After all, the scene doesn't need to be preserved or analyzed for forensic purposes. The "who", "why", and "how" are already known to the authorities.
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 4:52 PM edit delete reply

CSI - well it looks like..

Malati : I shoved a 7 inch blade into all his internal organs and then pulled---

CSI : Urrrgh STOP!! STOP!! OK!
mjkj 16th Nov 2014, 1:30 AM edit delete reply


Poor CSI - just contaminated the crime scene... :p
mjkj 15th Nov 2014, 12:21 AM edit delete reply

Wow, surprise update :D

Ah, Mali really did enjoy that mission. Protecting her citizens...

...I wonder if the clean up crew found any geraniums... ;)

Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:12 PM edit delete reply

Yep wanted to wrap this up this week :D
mjkj 15th Nov 2014, 4:25 PM edit delete reply

I enjoyed it :D

SquallLion 15th Nov 2014, 3:42 AM edit delete reply

rest of the warrior :p
lalverson 15th Nov 2014, 6:03 AM edit delete reply
Well played and spun back to current time.
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:12 PM edit delete reply

Thank you :D
VanEzzania 15th Nov 2014, 7:40 AM edit delete reply

Well that turned dark!
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:13 PM edit delete reply

Just a bit..
DLKmusic 15th Nov 2014, 9:58 PM edit delete reply

Turned? it wasn't dark enough for you when Noctis said "lethal force is authorized." ?????
VanEzzania 17th Nov 2014, 11:37 AM edit delete reply

I actually expected that though
Skweeee 15th Nov 2014, 8:38 AM edit delete reply

The darker side of me, is eager to see "a very messy example".

Please don't be shy with the messiness.
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:13 PM edit delete reply

Sadly this is where the Short ends. however dont worry pleanety of violence later on :D
Matt Knab 15th Nov 2014, 10:46 AM edit delete reply

You tell the best stories, Mal.
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:13 PM edit delete reply

cattservant 15th Nov 2014, 11:24 AM edit delete reply

Loop de loop!
Sheela 15th Nov 2014, 12:52 PM edit delete reply

Karma going around, and around, and around, and around... :)
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:13 PM edit delete reply

Yep :D
Rashala 15th Nov 2014, 2:53 PM edit delete reply

Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 3:14 PM edit delete reply

hehe indeed :D
DizzasterJuice 15th Nov 2014, 7:26 PM edit delete reply

"Some hours and a shower later"
What the hell? You skipped the best part!
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 10:40 PM edit delete reply

we decided not to show 3 pages of senseless and things that would violate the geneva convention in every means possible..

( Malati considers them a set of rules to follow .. in reverse.
DizzasterJuice 15th Nov 2014, 10:49 PM edit delete reply

I was talking about the shower scene. :P
Centcomm 15th Nov 2014, 11:03 PM edit delete reply

Oh .. Hmm maybe i should do that for a Patreon thingy .. LOL
Tokyo Rose 16th Nov 2014, 3:47 PM edit delete reply

"The Geneva Convention and You: How to Change 'Do Not' into 'Go Ahead'" by Malati.
Centcomm 16th Nov 2014, 4:30 PM edit delete reply

Its a best seller .. among the Cassians ..
antrik 11th Oct 2016, 4:17 PM edit delete reply
Uh... The Geneva convention is a treaty about international warfare -- I'm pretty sure it wouldn't apply here. Maybe you mean the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and/or the UN Convention against Torture?...
Oldarmourer 27th Jun 2019, 5:46 AM edit delete reply
pretty sure the 3rd Edition of Nova Roma City Ordinances supersede that Convention, the convening authority for it was dissolved some millennia ago anyway.
highlander55 16th Nov 2014, 8:08 AM edit delete reply

So we are at the point when Dolly and Ceci come in.
Centcomm 16th Nov 2014, 2:41 PM edit delete reply

Yep that we are :D
Haegan2005 16th Nov 2014, 8:48 PM edit delete reply

Lol! I can work with that!

There are so many little story arcs going that I am losing track of them until they pop up again. (facepalms)
antrik 11th Oct 2016, 4:19 PM edit delete reply
Oh my, they do have a busy day here, don't they?
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