Comic 1111 - "Ace Of Hz"

4th Dec 2014, 9:00 PM
"Ace Of Hz"
Average Rating: 5 (18 votes)
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DizzasterJuice 4th Dec 2014, 9:08 PM edit delete reply

I knew as soon as I saw that Neanderthal head of his he was going to start acting like a caveman. :(
Centcomm 5th Dec 2014, 6:43 PM edit delete reply

yeah he does not like Androids.. at all.
Haegan2005 4th Dec 2014, 9:16 PM edit delete reply

Black is going to come unglued. He is very protective of those that look to him.
Dragonrider 4th Dec 2014, 9:30 PM edit delete reply

He gonna be too busy hearing "We told you so's" from others.
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 1:00 PM edit delete reply

If you're worried about what Mr Black will do, wait until Dr Silver hears of this .. or worse .. when TeeDee hears of it!
Centcomm 5th Dec 2014, 6:43 PM edit delete reply

oh you have NO idea :D
velvetsanity 4th Dec 2014, 9:24 PM edit delete reply

*starts loading magazines*
Stormwind13 5th Dec 2014, 3:47 AM edit delete reply

::Helps velvet load magazines::
Speedy Marsh 20th Mar 2017, 3:00 PM edit delete reply
*starts loading encyclopedias*

... wait... We're not gonna preemptively throw the books at them?
Darkside 5th Dec 2014, 9:45 AM edit delete reply
*hands velvet a loaded assault carbine with APEX rounds(APEX= Armor Piercing EXplosive, goes thru armor and goes pop on the inside) Aim for the junk!
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 1:01 PM edit delete reply

*loads handgrenades instead*

velvetsanity 5th Dec 2014, 6:48 PM edit delete reply

*hands Sheela a grenade launcher*
velvetsanity 5th Dec 2014, 6:49 PM edit delete reply

Darkside, aiming there would likely have as much effect as aiming for his head - i.e. No noticeable effect because there's nothing there to damage :P
Speedy 20th Mar 2017, 3:12 PM edit delete reply
APEX rounds to the junk would knock those apex predators down a peg.
Centcomm 5th Dec 2014, 6:43 PM edit delete reply

good god .. APEX rounds sheeesh :D
velvetsanity 5th Dec 2014, 6:52 PM edit delete reply

Yeah, really...Mr. Black would probably take the cleaning bill out of Connie's pay :P
Hornet 8th Dec 2014, 8:09 AM edit delete reply
Not really much to clean, as the armor would stop most of the messy bits from getting spread around the cabin. Now a Sabot round like the M1A2 Abrams uses would make a mess, since it has enough speed that it actually sucks the insides of '69 tanks outside.
Haegan2005 4th Dec 2014, 9:39 PM edit delete reply

this is when those 3 thousand war droids that cent has nearby start expressing themselves! right?

Well, maybe not. More the likely Mr Black will pull on some connections to get her freed.

Assuming Teedee does not kill everyone in sight first. Mass death and destruction is kinda hard to sweep under the carpet by anyone.
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 1:02 PM edit delete reply

Not when TeeDee does it !
By then, everything is a fine misty red pulp, and fits just nicely under the carpet. :)
Draginbeard 4th Dec 2014, 10:16 PM edit delete reply

Black is gonna have to call in a lot of favors before the smoke even clears!
Fairportfan 4th Dec 2014, 10:44 PM edit delete reply

Nah - Black will just remember Master Payne's dictum:

Good magicians leave no clues.

Evil wizards leave no witnesses
Haegan2005 4th Dec 2014, 11:13 PM edit delete reply

I love that!
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 1:11 PM edit delete reply

Reminds me of the Diplomacy of Wolves style of Karma.

Diplomacy of wolves, is when you when you convince your enemies that they should go outside and kill one another, so as not to stain your carpets - AND - they still think they got the better end of the bargain.

Bargaining with people like that, is almost as futile as trying to photograph friendly wolves with a telescopic lens. :D
Tokyo Rose 5th Dec 2014, 2:09 PM edit delete reply

Well, my mood just improved immeasurably. That's adorable.

Photographer: "I will carefully photograph these majestic creatures from a respectful distance with my telescopic lens."
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 4:30 PM edit delete reply

Ha ha, yeah, they were not subtle about it. :)
Hydrargyrum 5th Dec 2014, 6:38 PM edit delete reply

Competitions at folksy sanctuaries like Wolf Park to see who can get the most skritches are rarely subtle. You do tend to get the best photos after the wolves decide you're not interesting and wander off but for the rest of the time either just enjoy it---Monty's an old, old hand at this---or bring a 24-70 kind of zoom to go with the 100-400. It's kind of fun to fool with a 16-35ish kind of lens as well as you get can get some very goofy results with the perspective at the wide end. And the extra close focus is pretty much always going to come in handy.
velvetsanity 5th Dec 2014, 6:44 PM edit delete reply

That....just made my day 150% better. Thanks, Sheela. I needed that :)
mjkj 5th Dec 2014, 1:35 AM edit delete reply

Poor Connie... *hugs her*

Here hopes he has to pay for that...

(even if it is to pay just for damaged property.)

Stormwind13 5th Dec 2014, 3:54 AM edit delete reply

::Hugs Connie too::

I hope karma bites this guy, hard!

That was totally uncalled for. Connie wasn't doing anything that warranted THAT kind of response! What an a$$hat.
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 4:43 PM edit delete reply

I'm not sure a$$hat covers it ... maybe .. maybe it's something like this !
Stormwind13 5th Dec 2014, 5:02 PM edit delete reply


That was kind of impressive, Sheela. :-D And probably does come closer to describing this... creature.
Timotheus 5th Dec 2014, 3:58 AM edit delete reply

To quote Phred the Paladin after a somewhat eventful night at the city inn we were staying at, "Night watch? Missing guards? Explosions? I have no idea what you're referring to Lord Marshal. Care for some breakfast?"
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 1:33 PM edit delete reply

And that's when you cue the eerie music for The Little Sisters of The Immaculate Chainsaw and Razor Eddie, now known as the Punk God of the Straight Razor.
Everything after that, is cubed !
Aka. it's sliced 'n' diced into tiny little,bloody cubes.
Stormwind13 5th Dec 2014, 3:27 PM edit delete reply

Someone else that reads Nightside I see. :-D
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 4:31 PM edit delete reply

... I might have dabbled a bit ...
XRzer04 5th Dec 2014, 4:00 AM edit delete reply

That's life as a Minority.
Hornet 5th Dec 2014, 10:35 AM edit delete reply
Okay, Where's Mister Black at. Hope he gets back before Connie does something to this guard.
DLKmusic 5th Dec 2014, 12:50 PM edit delete reply

Does something? Like what? She's not a combat droid, she's a standard labor/admin model. The worst she could do would be to site that he hadn't filled out the proper forms in triplicate before hitting her, but I don't think the guard will buy that.

I'm hoping Mr Black intercedes before TeeDee finds out, otherwise this guard is gonna find out what kind of spys Nova Illium has.
Tokyo Rose 5th Dec 2014, 2:12 PM edit delete reply

How did you know?! Roma guards have a secret weakness, they don't get saving throws against attacks from the Bureaucracy school! Gawd, people reading the Monster Manual behind the DM's back . . .
Guest 5th Dec 2014, 2:56 PM edit delete reply
-6 form of the triplicate threes. must be filled out in quadruplicate six times with a 1/32th filled BLUE pen.
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 4:33 PM edit delete reply

*adds more pages to the Bureaucracy Rules Book and Monster Manual*
*fills the pages with nonsense*

DLKmusic 5th Dec 2014, 5:23 PM edit delete reply

ROFL! I'm typically -4 to those rolls myself, Rose (shudder)
Matt Knab 5th Dec 2014, 1:30 PM edit delete reply

*That's what you get for answering my question!! Next time just glare at me with sullen disdain instead!*

Sounds like this guy has his mind made up already.
Stormwind13 5th Dec 2014, 4:53 PM edit delete reply

'Mind' and that troglodyte do not go well together in a sentence Matt. :-P

More like, "If it does anything that I don't understand I hit it." Since 'he' is pretty much brainless brawn, there is very little that 'he' understands. :-P
DLKmusic 5th Dec 2014, 10:11 PM edit delete reply

"Don't you Dare Talk to your superiors! Do you understand? ANSWER ME!"
Timotheus 7th Dec 2014, 2:57 AM edit delete reply

"Make a move and I'll kill you. Now scram!"
Sheela 5th Dec 2014, 1:42 PM edit delete reply

Man, when that guard hit her, he totally messed up his nail polish, I just know it !

Poor guy. :(
DLKmusic 7th Dec 2014, 10:12 PM edit delete reply

Sheela, That's bad! BAD, I tell you!!! I'm still trying to recover from your guard dialog from the LAST page!!!!
VanEzzania 5th Dec 2014, 3:19 PM edit delete reply

I just read the back of her shirt.
highlander55 5th Dec 2014, 5:33 PM edit delete reply

Notice there are two of them and only he is alone with Connie. The other one may be in charge and reprimand him when he gets into the cock pit. We shall see!
Hydrargyrum 5th Dec 2014, 6:43 PM edit delete reply

@Cent: More Ladytron, yay! If you like the original mix of Gravity the Seducer (I do) and haven't found it yet Helen Marnie's Crystal World is well worth spinning as well.
Stormwind13 5th Dec 2014, 7:11 PM edit delete reply

Gravity The Seducer, Hydrargyrum. Pretty sure that is the original mix. :-)
Hydrargyrum 5th Dec 2014, 11:39 PM edit delete reply

It is. There are five other Ace of Hz mixes this page might be titled after, one of which (Punks) is on the Gravity the Seducer remix. In my experience most mixes are pretty similar. But Ladytron pulls them quite a bit farther apart.
Skweeee 6th Dec 2014, 12:17 AM edit delete reply

Someone needs to do a Dr Manhattan on this douchebag.
Rashala 7th Dec 2014, 1:25 AM edit delete reply

Right.... This guy Can die painfully and with a maximum of suffering humanly possible

YOU NEVER HIT A WOMAN. with a gun, hand OR ANYTHING!!!
Sheela 7th Dec 2014, 4:02 AM edit delete reply

You probably shouldn't hit anyone, man, woman or child.

That said, if a woman is picking a fight with me, she gets slapped the same as a man does. Equal rights 'n' all that.
highlander55 7th Dec 2014, 4:01 PM edit delete reply

So that's where the saying "Bitch Slapped" comes from!
Stormwind13 7th Dec 2014, 4:06 PM edit delete reply

That is AWFUL, highlander! :-D
Rashala 7th Dec 2014, 5:49 PM edit delete reply

Sorry just how I was RAised. Men do NOT hit women.
Sheela 8th Dec 2014, 4:31 PM edit delete reply

Good thing I am a doggy then. :)
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