Comic 1120 - and ... wait for it!

6th Jan 2015, 9:00 PM
and ... wait for it!
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Vivocateur 6th Jan 2015, 9:03 PM edit delete reply

I really hope that this special delivery turns out to be an incontinent elephant.
Tokyo Rose 6th Jan 2015, 9:46 PM edit delete reply

Well, there's a mental image we can certainly cherish. A cartoon-esque pair of huge baffled eyes staring out of the splash point of a torrent of liquid feces projected with immense power from the hindquarters of a large ruminant. Bwahahaha!
Sheela 7th Jan 2015, 3:28 PM edit delete reply

Alternatively, the business end of a MurderTurd .. ie. the end with the glands on it.
Dragonrider 6th Jan 2015, 9:11 PM edit delete reply

Sounds like a cross between a Zombie and a sabre toothed nightmare. A baby Murder Turd maybe? In light of what is probably about to happen, please recite with me:

Yit'gadal v'yit'kadash sh'mei raba
Amein.
b'al'ma di v'ra khir'utei v'yam'likh mal'khutei b'chayeikhon uv'yomeikhon
uv'chayei d'khol beit yis'ra'eil ba'agala uviz'man kariv v'im'ru:
Amein.
Y'hei sh'mei raba m'varakh l'alam ul'al'mei al'maya
Yit'barakh v'yish'tabach v'yit'pa'ar v'yit'romam v'yit'nasei
v'yit'hadar v'yit'aleh v'yit'halal sh'mei d'kud'sha B'rikh hu.
l'eila min kol bir'khata v'shirata
toosh'b'chatah v'nechematah, da'ameeran b'al'mah, v'eemru:
Amein
Y'hei sh'lama raba min sh'mayav'chayim aleinu v'al kol yis'ra'eil v'im'ru
Amein
Oseh shalom bim'romav hu ya'aseh shalomaleinu v'al kol Yis'ra'eil v'im'ru
Amein
(The Kaddish, Hebrew Prayer For The Dead no offense to any Hebrew readers I just felt it would be the most offensive to Nova Roma.)
Stormwind13 7th Jan 2015, 2:23 PM edit delete reply

That was my first thought Dragonrider... zombies. Then I had to ask myself, why would they need a brainless killing machine for when they have this brainless gorilla here. They fill the same niche in society, though zombies probably are smarter than this guy is. :-D
Miyto 8th Jan 2015, 1:09 AM edit delete reply
As a Jewish reader no offense taken, but...
It is impressive to see english transliterations outside of a synagogue, temple, or prayer book.
That said, you typo'd on a line break after the
'B'rikh hu.'
there is normally a line break at end of sentences within The Kaddish.
Beyond that little typo it was like looking at my old prayer book. (I should read the thing more often, just to practice if nothing else)
Dragonrider 12th Jan 2015, 3:33 PM edit delete reply

Fixed sorry didn't catch it before.
Haegan2005 6th Jan 2015, 9:18 PM edit delete reply

HRRRR?

Never a good thing to hear, EVER!

If he is lucky it will merely kill him. More likely it is going to embarrass him. Badly.

Ever get the feeling the red shirt was just setup by Mr Black? (Insert Evil Vincent Price Laughter here)

I feel badly for Connie. She is confused, expecting to be in trouble, and is waiting to get beat again by whatever else happens today. But hen her self confidence has taken a beating by her old supervisor and will take awhile before she grows strong enough to stand tall in herself.
Stormwind13 7th Jan 2015, 2:42 PM edit delete reply

You think Mr. Black baited him into opening the box, Haegan? Depending on what is in there, I'm not so sure.

If it is nasty enough, Mr. Black (I Always Have Reasons For What I Do, Doctor, And The Primary Reason Is "I Like Being Alive". - from My ship, my rules for 24 June 2013) probably doesn't want to be on the ground with said red shirt while it is loose! Mr. Black is ENTIRELY too close to that container, unless he has a way of controlling whatever is in there (and presumably coming out).

Guess we will find out shortly. Though I have to admit Mr. Black didn't 'sound' panicked there. Of course, he might be running for all we know. :-D
jamie59 6th Jan 2015, 9:19 PM edit delete reply

Caution you may be eaten.
DLKmusic 6th Jan 2015, 9:40 PM edit delete reply

Even if he survives, He's just successfully angered his own church.... Let's see now: the list now includes Nova Roma Customs, Every Trader everywhere, the crew and passengers of this particular ship, and now the church.

Wonder how Decimus will react when HE finds out? (insert evil laughter here)
velvetsanity 7th Jan 2015, 6:22 AM edit delete reply

Decimus's reaction is probably going to be "those traders killed one of my best men! Off with their heads!" :P

Or else, "Damned idiot! I would have killed him myself!"
Kitty 7th Jan 2015, 7:06 PM edit delete reply
Nah, his comment (between mad pacing around, getting drunk, "playing" with some poor slave or beating up someone smaller than he is, would probably be more like, "Who?"
Centcomm 7th Jan 2015, 2:47 PM edit delete reply

that might be fun :D
Sheela 7th Jan 2015, 5:38 PM edit delete reply

More likely, the prince would have to buy the full HD video from Dr Silver, in order to find out how one of his guards got eaten by a Murderturd.

.. or alternatively a swarm of Feral Roses.
plymayer 6th Jan 2015, 11:34 PM edit delete reply

Sounds like he's going to get a surprise.
Timotheus 7th Jan 2015, 12:51 AM edit delete reply

For me, the big question now is will whatever is in the transport box be wearing a big lobster bib when we finally get to see it?
Centcomm 7th Jan 2015, 2:47 PM edit delete reply

heheh mayyyyybe :D
Fairportfan 7th Jan 2015, 2:09 AM edit delete reply

Lobster bib, huh?

Next page * BRP * "Beg pardon."
kraznor 7th Jan 2015, 2:43 AM edit delete reply
Awww is that a baby murderturd in there.......ewww
cattservant 7th Jan 2015, 4:35 AM edit delete reply

That's a big box,
May not be a baby...
Stormwind13 7th Jan 2015, 2:11 PM edit delete reply

True, Cat. I was thinking that was part of a building initially! I've seen smaller houses in fact!
Karyl 7th Jan 2015, 7:19 AM edit delete reply
How ever did this idiot ever get into any position of authority!?? He's due to be eaten, sat upon, or generally shredded and it couldn't happen to a worthier numbnuts.
Stormwind13 7th Jan 2015, 2:29 PM edit delete reply

I'm with you there, Karyl. This guy needs to take the long jump for his idiocy!
Hornet 7th Jan 2015, 7:40 AM edit delete reply
It a Feral Strawberry, isn't it!
Stormwind13 7th Jan 2015, 2:26 PM edit delete reply

No, it is a pack of feral roses, Hornet. Feral TOKYO Roses, even. Little dolls of Tokyo Rose with the saw-tooth teeth. Whole pack of them ready to burst forth and chew up anything and everything in their path. :-D
Centcomm 7th Jan 2015, 2:46 PM edit delete reply

hehehe ...
Sheela 7th Jan 2015, 3:25 PM edit delete reply

Oh hell, at first I was rooting for a MurderTurd, but now this .. I vote for this .. a swarm of tiny Feral Roses with tiny strap-on's, so they can better rape and trashtalk him, while he's being raped !!

Besides, Rose would probably love to write *that* piece of dialogue. :)
XMinusOne 7th Jan 2015, 1:04 PM edit delete reply
A low growl from a large container is never a good thing. I'm reminded of that scene in 'Jurassic Park' when the unwary worker is dragged into the velociraptor's crate.
Centcomm 7th Jan 2015, 2:47 PM edit delete reply

what follows may or may not be NSFW ..
Matt Knab 7th Jan 2015, 1:34 PM edit delete reply

This is totally not reverse psychology.
Centcomm 7th Jan 2015, 2:46 PM edit delete reply

nope it isnt no way no how...:D
Sheela 7th Jan 2015, 3:27 PM edit delete reply

Mr Black is also totally not smiling at the thought of Red Shirts impending doom, in panel 3.
And he also wouldn't press the little button that opens the lock on his remote control, making it go *click* !

Noooo .. he would never do that.
Tokyo Rose 7th Jan 2015, 3:22 PM edit delete reply

*unconvincing monotone* No it isn't. Definitely not.
Sheela 7th Jan 2015, 3:33 PM edit delete reply

*click*

Oh Mr Black, you so funny. :)
DizzasterJuice 7th Jan 2015, 4:06 PM edit delete reply

SPOILER ALERT -- I zoomed in on the fine print
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Centcomm 7th Jan 2015, 7:30 PM edit delete reply

LOL that is sooo shopped :D
Stormwind13 7th Jan 2015, 7:44 PM edit delete reply

True, CentComm but fairly well done by Dizzaster. Now, I contend you could have put that sign on the container if you wanted to. I doubt that over-muscled idiot could READ it. :-P
CyberSkull 7th Jan 2015, 10:12 PM edit delete reply

That is so what I was thinking too!
Rashala 8th Jan 2015, 12:21 AM edit delete reply

I am Seeing the FInal episode of terra nova Here....with a T-rex coming out behind him and CHOMP!
mjkj 8th Jan 2015, 10:04 AM edit delete reply

Oh, a murder turd...

I really hope he destroys the sensitive cargo for the priest - and gets pounded for it.

Maybe they have a nice murder turd in the arena where he has to fight barehanded against it...

...but that would still be too good for him...


*hugs Connie*

Centcomm 8th Jan 2015, 12:55 PM edit delete reply

She likes the hugs...
Sheela 8th Jan 2015, 3:02 PM edit delete reply

/princess
/haughty

"We shall accept the hugs."
Stormwind13 8th Jan 2015, 7:47 PM edit delete reply

Yeah Connie deserves a hug ::HUGS::

I feel for her in that first panel, "Ow, my face..." when she can finally react to the abuse that the sadistic guard inflicted upon her.
KarToon12 8th Jan 2015, 2:12 PM edit delete reply

Grr...! Hulk SMASH! XDXD

Maybe there's a Weeping Angel inside? Then he'll blink; it'll touch him, and then displace him in time back to when the Earth was still under nuclear warfare and stuff.
Stormwind13 8th Jan 2015, 5:34 PM edit delete reply

That would be funny KarToon. Send him back to when Theia was about to crash into the Earth. And he would get to stare at it as it came for him. THAT would serve him right.
XMinusOne 11th Jan 2015, 10:48 PM edit delete reply
One wonders what that priest had in mind when he ordered that monster. It doesn't look like it would be safe to ride and it certainly wouldn't take to a leash. What would he feed it anyway; naughty altar boys, disobedient servants, stray cats, random worshippers?
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