Comic 1149 - Putting out fires with gasoline..

8th Mar 2015, 9:00 PM
Putting out fires with gasoline..
Average Rating: 5 (21 votes)

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Tokyo Rose 9th Mar 2015, 5:14 PM edit delete
Tokyo Rose
Pro Tip: Whenever someone says anything along the lines of "with due respect", odds are really good that they mean that they are according you zero respect, if not a negative quantity.
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jamie59 8th Mar 2015, 9:09 PM edit delete reply

Stir the pot!
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 2:26 AM edit delete reply

I think the pot is at full boil now >D
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 4:35 AM edit delete reply

*adds dynamite to the pot*

:D
mjkj 9th Mar 2015, 5:19 AM edit delete reply

*lol* good idea, Sheela :D
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 10:26 AM edit delete reply

It'll go famously along with the nitroglycerine that's already in there. :)
Haegan2005 8th Mar 2015, 9:17 PM edit delete reply

Oh my, the stripes that people wear are now being clearly shown.

Decimus has a plan he does. He is many things, but he is not stupid. A logician knows the rules and how to manipulate them. Frankly, this is a setup meant to push some people to the edge, and beyond to treason. I fear it may work.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 2:26 AM edit delete reply

I cant say much without fear of spoilers but wait for it ! :D
Dragonrider 8th Mar 2015, 9:20 PM edit delete reply

There have been off the wall pronouncements before but this insults douchebags all over the universe, From now on he is relegated to SFB status. This should trigger the flight with the girls to the nether regions of whereever IF and thats a big IF Acantha will leave.

@Haegan He is pushing Maxus, Acantha the Doctor, Lynn and The Priest to the limit, and remember he has his little "Hit Squad" recruited from the Cassions in reserve with, I am sure instructions for assassinations before dawn. In fact it would not surprise me if Maxus's Lady was not alreadt prisoner. This has been planned since the night Maxus beat him senseless with the Pugil Sticks.
Haegan2005 8th Mar 2015, 9:35 PM edit delete reply

We are in agreement then. Simply because he lives within his own world does not mean that he is not dangerous.

I think he is attempting to see who will betray him at this dinner.
CptKerion 8th Mar 2015, 11:09 PM edit delete reply
Problem is, he has committed crimes.
I think that might give his hit squad a loophole in the whole loyalty clause.
Dragonrider 8th Mar 2015, 11:51 PM edit delete reply

Unfortunately, the Cassians are Androids hard wired to obey SFB even though they want to do other wise and the human added is from his private Army, not under Maxus Command therefore will slit any throat he can if it means he can continue to run roughshod over civilians.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 2:27 AM edit delete reply

SFB ??

This is gonna get .. very roller costery soon !
velvetsanity 9th Mar 2015, 3:18 AM edit delete reply

"Shit-For-Brains", I think. Coincidentally, that's exactly what 'drekhead' means in Shadowrun slang. 'Drek' = shit. :D
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 4:40 AM edit delete reply

Ah, the very dregs of society has risen to the very top, how lovely.

And in Decimus' mind, he can do no crime .. he is Imperator!
Dragonrider 9th Mar 2015, 9:05 AM edit delete reply

You win the cookie.
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 10:26 AM edit delete reply

Who do ?
Stormwind13 9th Mar 2015, 4:27 PM edit delete reply

velvet do, Sheela. For guessing what SFB means.
velvetsanity 9th Mar 2015, 6:45 PM edit delete reply

*noms the cookie* it's what I've been calling him the entire time
Tokyo Rose 9th Mar 2015, 5:09 PM edit delete reply

How is he pushing Archpriest Setorius to the limit? Setorius is here for some light conversation and a well-made meal. (He is terrible at conversation, but, well, one must make an effort.)
Kitty 9th Mar 2015, 5:41 PM edit delete reply
Yeah, I was wondering that. They don't seem to have made any comments about this. Once Acantha stops yelling, maybe there will be an awkward pause and then Setorius will turn to Julia and say something like, "So, have you read the latest issue of Weird Science Monthly?"
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 4:45 AM edit delete reply

Or maybe "One does wonder how the prince's brain works, I would so dearly love to vivisect it for my studies!"

And after that, there would be an even longer uncomfortable pause, with Decimus turning beet red!
Speedy Marsh 25th Mar 2017, 1:17 AM edit delete reply
Brain vivisection did wonders for Walter Bishop. Of course, that's way beyond cutting edge surgery. In fact, you could call that surgical technique "Fringe Division"
Fairportfan 8th Mar 2015, 9:23 PM edit delete reply

Oooh. Where are Claudius and Brutus when we need them?
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 2:27 AM edit delete reply

waiting by the senate ?
Stormwind13 9th Mar 2015, 4:29 PM edit delete reply

They need be moving toward the dining room. Douchebag probably AVOIDS the entrance by the Senate. Superstitious from the historical precedence. :-D
Lukkai 10th Mar 2015, 9:54 AM edit delete reply
Now, now. Just because there might be a special comic this sunday (the 15th), that's no reason to avoid the building alltogether.
DLKmusic 10th Mar 2015, 10:49 AM edit delete reply

ROFL, I didn't even think about that!

The Ides of March IS this Sunday!
cattservant 8th Mar 2015, 9:38 PM edit delete reply

Kind of complex
too many moving parts
unintended consequences
will rapidly accrue!
Haegan2005 8th Mar 2015, 9:41 PM edit delete reply

It is planned for what Decimus knows. Fortunately he does not know everything.

I have seen this before somewhere. Is it like Haiku or something similar??
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 2:28 AM edit delete reply

Oh cat.. that is cool!
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 4:43 AM edit delete reply

heh, cattservant likes to speak in cryptic. :)

And lets not forget that shit floats downwards, so the gutters will soon be filled to capacity. Many parts or not, stepping out in the gutters will not be advised - For Dolly is around, and she likes to shoot gutters!
Stormwind13 9th Mar 2015, 4:30 PM edit delete reply

My only question to you Sheela, when has a cat EVER given you (or ANYONE) a straight answer? :-D
DLKmusic 10th Mar 2015, 2:07 AM edit delete reply

My cat ALWAYS gives me straight answers....

When do you want dinner? NOW....
Do you want to be pet? YES....
What's bothering you? LITTERBOX....

These are daily conversations...
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 4:46 AM edit delete reply

I dunno man, my cat only says "meow", I never get any answer out of it. :(
DLKmusic 10th Mar 2015, 9:54 AM edit delete reply

Here's a tip to help you interpret those meows.... if it's standing by it's food dish when is says "Meow", the translation is...

"FOOD"
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 3:29 PM edit delete reply

Hrm ... it makes the strangest Meows when I eat it's food. :|
Lukkai 11th Mar 2015, 8:48 AM edit delete reply
That's either a "Hey, that's mine you bastard!"
Or a "Yeees. Yeees. Feast and batten yourself! Soon I will feed on your succulent flesh!"
ProfEtheric 8th Mar 2015, 10:13 PM edit delete reply

Queuing violent revolt in 3...2...

Seriously, Decimus needs to suffer a "tragic" accident. He's dragging everyone and everything around him down.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 2:28 AM edit delete reply

LOL! oh just wait. hes gonna start digging with nuclear equipment soon!
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 4:46 AM edit delete reply

Unless someone smart and with much power has already dug a hole for him, so they only need to give him a little nudge so he fals into it ... metaphorically speaken, I mean.
If Decimus thinks he's the only one around with a master plan, he's sorely mistaken.

Interestingly, Setorius has not spoken up yet.
Beware the slow river, for it often flows deep and strong, and hides bodies better than shallow ones!

Who knows? He might know something about freshly dug graves .. erhh .. I mean, holes ofcourse. :)
He probably needs many for his experiments.

Next thing you know, Setorious will ask to have Lynn as a novice instead of having her enslaved.
Acantha too, if he can get away with it.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 5:02 PM edit delete reply

Setorius will be speaking up.. wait for it.
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 3:37 PM edit delete reply

Ofcourse, if Lynn is made into a slave, then Setorius could simply command her to join the Church of Genetic Purity, and in one fell swoop, he would have ruined Decimus' plans, gotten Lynn out of enslavement and gotten himself a new Novice until he releases her to Calliope, *and* also gets on her good side, including whatever interesting new research she has access too.

He *is* after all annoyed at the lack of Nano-Tech in Nova Roma, so if there's a chance of improving his research ... well .. then Decimus could go and jump in a dark hole for all he cares. XD
Tokyo Rose 10th Mar 2015, 4:06 PM edit delete reply

She'd be like a DESIGNER hat rack/doorstop!
Stormwind13 10th Mar 2015, 5:35 PM edit delete reply

Yeah, she doesn't have the skills nor does it sound like she has the interest to REALLY assist Setorius. So she would be decoration, or a chit to be redeemed at a later time from New Troy.
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 6:17 PM edit delete reply

Ooohhhh ... like one of those hat racks that can smile, be pretty, and even dance around when they're happy about getting out of enslavement? Y'know, the kind that comes with a royal sidekick?

Man, I've always wanted one of those. :)
Haegan2005 8th Mar 2015, 10:30 PM edit delete reply

I notice Lynn's comment in the last panel is created for an interruption. It remains to be seen if the interruption is a pro or a con! :)
CptKerion 8th Mar 2015, 11:10 PM edit delete reply
I suspect the interruption will be Setorius or the Cassians
mjkj 8th Mar 2015, 11:45 PM edit delete reply

Might be even Ky..., erm, Leo...
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 2:28 AM edit delete reply

Could go eather way...
CptKerion 8th Mar 2015, 11:07 PM edit delete reply
You know, if I have interpreted the various parts correctly, Decks isn't above the law. We have proof he has committed crimes here. You know, they could arrest him.


EDIT: Yeah, I'm back to commenting. Haven't had much to personally say for a while that someone else hadn't already expressed.
Once again, I return with tinfoil hat on head... okay, neutronite combat helmet but same difference.
I have a feeling this is the ace in the Cassians' hole at the moment.
mjkj 8th Mar 2015, 11:47 PM edit delete reply

Who knows, he might have changed the law...

He had enough time for that...

Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 2:29 AM edit delete reply

The main issue is that DECK doesnt see it the way others do .. and he thinks he IS above the law. and can rewrite facts as needed to fit his little vision :D
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 4:48 AM edit delete reply

He is IMPERATOR, he can do no wrong!


... he thinks.
Stormwind13 9th Mar 2015, 4:32 PM edit delete reply

History has proven such mentalities wrong, Sheela. So he isn't a student of history, just a wannabe Napoleon.
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 4:48 AM edit delete reply

Oh no, he has studied history quite a lot, but only the parts that he liked, and he didn't really learn anything from it.
mjkj 8th Mar 2015, 11:42 PM edit delete reply

Awww...

Poor Lynn *hugs her*

So, douchie is starting slow, now comes the big stuff...


PS: *lol* @heading and alt text :D

Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 2:31 AM edit delete reply

hhehe theres actually a song by this title :D

David Bowie
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 4:50 AM edit delete reply

Curiously, you can stop oilwell fires with explosives,
And stop forest fires by burning off an area where it wants to spread, so there's nothing left to burn.
Lukkai 10th Mar 2015, 9:58 AM edit delete reply
As a matter of fact, those are standard procedures for doing so. (Depending a bit on circumstances, obviously.)
Stormwind13 9th Mar 2015, 3:04 AM edit delete reply

Wow, just wow. Douchebag tries to remake the world to suit himself. Doesn't seem like anyone else is interested in allowing him to get away with it though.
JacobJSebastian 9th Mar 2015, 3:07 AM edit delete reply

Holy crap. This whole scene has been movie quality scripting. Rose, Cent, I have been blown away by this comic in general, and this scene is just fripping amazing. I almost went over to Rose's place to give her a hug. Can't wait for more!
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 4:51 AM edit delete reply

Wait, you know where she hides .. erhh, lives?

/MrBurns
Eeeeeexcellent! >:)
Tokyo Rose 9th Mar 2015, 5:11 PM edit delete reply

/bow

::lurks in back of burrow, hissing::
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 5:44 PM edit delete reply

gets out the violent writer protective gear . dang it im gonna get mauled :D
JacobJSebastian 9th Mar 2015, 6:17 PM edit delete reply

*throws Peeps to the retreating writer* it's cool... we won't hurt you!
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 4:51 AM edit delete reply

*adds arrows to the bow*
*throws little pieces of raw meat into the cave*

Gotta keep our writer in shape for the Great Hunt in the Nightside! :)
MST3KFan 9th Mar 2015, 5:14 AM edit delete reply

Wow. Someone poured gasoline on the fire. O_o
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 5:17 AM edit delete reply

*looks innocent*
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 4:19 PM edit delete reply

Yep that they did.. lets see how hot it burns :D
Stormwind13 9th Mar 2015, 4:41 PM edit delete reply

Screw the gasoline, MST3K... It looks more like pure OXYGEN to me. Copious amounts even. Douchebag's little spark just turned into a flame that could consume all of Nova Roma.
Hornet 9th Mar 2015, 6:21 AM edit delete reply
Since apparently Maxus can beat the ever loving crap out of this punk with no global repercussions I suggest he take him back out behind the woodshed. Preferable for an extended stay, say til Deci's dies of old age.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 4:20 PM edit delete reply

That ability only works so much. Maxus isnt the type to abuse his power like that. although. Maxus's internal regulator is beginning to feel a bit of a pressure build.
KarToon12 9th Mar 2015, 7:14 AM edit delete reply

Deck is crazy, but not dumb. He clearly has some plan in mind, and he's trying to find out who will betray him.
Hornet 9th Mar 2015, 7:49 AM edit delete reply
The answer is simple everyone, only real question is how much damage are they willing to take on the way out.
Sheela 9th Mar 2015, 10:27 AM edit delete reply

Ah, but he knew this, Kali told him so already.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 4:20 PM edit delete reply

very good observation Kartoon !
Rashala 9th Mar 2015, 1:11 PM edit delete reply

*WAtches the Shiite that Is DEci Flyign towards the fan labled Maxus and Kali's Patience
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 4:21 PM edit delete reply

its coming b y the truckload!
Draginbeard 9th Mar 2015, 3:34 PM edit delete reply

Royalty and law makers through the ages have always manipulated the laws they write to evolve around their needs, sometimes throwing whole empires into crises in the process.

Our beloved Prince here is just another shining example.

Revolution is nearly always slow to build momentum, but when it does... I think the saying goes, the greater the height, the farther the fall.

One can only hope the Prince has a moment of clarity when it all crashes down.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 4:22 PM edit delete reply

Yep .. its too bad we havent been able to show more of the "common" opinion .. in Roma..
Hornet 9th Mar 2015, 5:54 PM edit delete reply
That would ultimately depend on how much of Deci's mental illness shows it's self in the laws, edicts and more importantly their practice outside of the palace. You could have a raving hair-pulling paint chip eating idiot on the throne but as long as the administrators buffer that on its way down to the people, no one would even know.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 10:54 PM edit delete reply

Acantha , Setorius , Maxus and Kali do a lot to filter what goes down range :D
Draginbeard 9th Mar 2015, 11:29 PM edit delete reply

The problem here is the prince himself is not an idiot. He may be an over-indulgent, insidiously cruel man with an impulse control problem, but he is not stupid. His agents are effective, informed, and loyal (as long as that loyalty either meets programed perameters, or ensures continued positions of power).

We haven't really seen just how large a body politic is involved in the day-to-day governing of Nova Roma, but my guess is it likely has hundreds of people keeping the wheels turning, and each of them has a personal agenda (corrupt and not) in motion.

As long as the laws put in place do not shake the table this house of cards sits on, the Prince will have enough support to stay in power. This is probably why no one has has made a real move against him. A lot of pieces need to be in place first.

The only good thing that will come from letting the Prince enact and enforce unjust laws, is when the revolution comes, the Prince will have already lost the support of his people.
Kitty 9th Mar 2015, 5:52 PM edit delete reply
You know, it could be worse. Calling her a servant (or even a slave) is one thing, but putting her technically under Maxus's authority, and into service with Acantha, just means she's going to be pretty much doing what she's been doing all along. Neither Maximus nor Acantha would insist that Lynn do anything that a regular slave would do, but they could probably fake it if Decimus wanted proof that she was toeing the line. If Decimus leaves it at that, Lynn's not actually going to be harmed. I'm thinking he wants to drag her into a video conference with her mother - wearing a collar, of course - thinking that will get Calliope to cave in to his demands. Going to be some very pretty fireworks when Calliope sees that, and naughty boys who play with fire get burned ;)
Hornet 9th Mar 2015, 5:56 PM edit delete reply
No no fireworks, a fleet of dreadnought class air-battleships on the horizon is more like it.
Stormwind13 9th Mar 2015, 6:28 PM edit delete reply

More like a swarm of locusts Hornet. Nano-tech hunter/killer locusts, devouring EVERYTHING in their path. Concrete, rocks, people, plastics... you name it. Make them out of something that is highly flame resistant, and you couldn't even burn them in sufficient numbers.

"The swarm of locust covered the entire sky, hiding the sun and darkening the land. Its size and destruction were never equaled in the past or the future."
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 10:54 PM edit delete reply

and you can be sure Deck will try to make sure she "fails" a lot..
Marcus Ramesy 10th Mar 2015, 11:48 AM edit delete reply

if she is a slave, she becomes property.. and that would make the legalities of extracting her from nova roma a bit trickier after all is said and done... not that it matters too much.. but.. it could cause legal issue later down the road
DLKmusic 10th Mar 2015, 2:17 AM edit delete reply

The problem isn't so much as with how Lynn will be treated, Kitty. It's the change of legal status that is at issue.

Going from political prisoner to slave is a blatant act of war. there's no gray area here, and even someone who IS loyal is going to object to that.
I'm actually hoping that this is enough of a loophole for the Cassians to slip through. (See me, Cent and Rose? I'm holding my breath on this one!)
highlander55 9th Mar 2015, 6:24 PM edit delete reply

Thought- Wearing a slave collar puts her in the same rules and laws all slaves live (or die) by in New Rome. If someone commands her to do something no matter what as long as the rules are followed there is nothing she can do but obey or be punished. Not something her thin skin would like. That could be part of Deci's plan to humiliate her in front of New Rome citizens which would give him some form of respect and adulation from the populace. Not to mention showing her to Calli as a slave to belittle her offspring to show he is not one to argue with but to give in to his way.
Stormwind13 9th Mar 2015, 6:37 PM edit delete reply

I think Douchebag is trying to push Lynn in that direction. Change her status from political hostage to something that would allow her to be abused. But the law is against him, and even rulers can be removed if they fail to follow the rules enough. For while he may be the single most powerful person in Nova Roma, there are many others with lesser powers whom together may surpass his power.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 10:55 PM edit delete reply

Yep Highlander .. you have decks plan fairly well figured out :D
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 5:02 AM edit delete reply

Basically, he's trying to push everyone's buttons, and step on their toes in a way they cannot directly oppose.
Skweeee 9th Mar 2015, 6:35 PM edit delete reply

Do you think Kim Jong Un has these kind of conversations??
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 10:55 PM edit delete reply

I have no clue >_< LOL!
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 4:58 AM edit delete reply

Without a doubt.
Heck, both Putin and Obama probably have such discussions all the time, and they are not even that insane.
Kitty 10th Mar 2015, 5:20 PM edit delete reply
I don't think he says anything that isn't scripted by someone else. "Nice puppet, just do as you're told."
XMinusOne 9th Mar 2015, 8:44 PM edit delete reply
One thing to remember is that Prince Douchebag is the tacit ruler of Nova Roma, but he's not the state of Nova Roma. If it comes down to saving the empire or saving Douchies tushie, guess what wins? Prince Charming has effectively designated himself an enemy of the state and is therefore entitled to the retribution thereof and even his hand picked killbots won't be able to save him.
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 10:56 PM edit delete reply

lets hope so !
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 4:59 AM edit delete reply

Hrm .. if Decimus became outlawed and thus an "Enemy of the State", I wonder if the cassians would side with the fallen Imperator, or the state ?
Tokyo Rose 10th Mar 2015, 4:09 PM edit delete reply

There's programming that forces the Cassians to obey orders from specific people, not just institutions.
Timotheus 9th Mar 2015, 10:36 PM edit delete reply

The thing saving his royal pain in the ass is that his grandfather managed to overthrow the city's AI control and replaced it with a no intelligence analog network that's booby trapped to his position of power's well being.
New Rome's water, power, communications, support services, et al are run by automaton systems that are hardwired to go crazy if something happens to "THE IMPERATOR."
Even worse, this also applies to the remaining city defense systems. Except for the cassians they are true "Kill-bots" which will just slaughter indiscriminately friend and foe if "THE IMPERATOR" sends the signal so they turn on without controllers. The citizenry and army can probably stop this after awhile, but there won't be much city left afterwards.
The Cassians may have enough self freedom to not go on a killing rampage on their own but probably cannot be counted on to help stop the carnage until a new Imperator is seated according to the rules to order them to erase their previous instructions.
(Have I got it right?)
Centcomm 9th Mar 2015, 10:56 PM edit delete reply

I cant say for 100 percent that you have it totally right but your in the ball park . trust me :D
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 5:02 AM edit delete reply

Either which way, it's bad news for the people of Nova Roma.
But he has made one serious blunder, Calliope Taylor probably does not know of those booby traps, and would have no compulsion to not kill him, if she saw an opportunity for it.
Lukkai 10th Mar 2015, 10:08 AM edit delete reply
You know on the matter of suitors...

Deci is the older one of the two AND Imperator and thus also responsible to continue the bloodline.
Yet I haven't exactly seen anything like a wife so far. For a good reason, obviously. But it pretty much ruins his whole reasoning there.
Centcomm 10th Mar 2015, 10:51 AM edit delete reply

Do you think any girl would WILLINGLY marry that Jack ass? LOL! and really he doesn't give a care about after hes gone. - after all Im going to live forever right! :D
Timotheus 10th Mar 2015, 11:08 AM edit delete reply

I wouldn't put it past him to have a squad of android doppelgangers with empty brain pans and a robodoc hidden away.
Hornet 10th Mar 2015, 1:30 PM edit delete reply
Why would he need a wife to make a prince? As ruler can could just name a street bum at random to be the heir and no one could speak against it, at least not openly. So why not naming his own son from a slave girl?
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 3:42 PM edit delete reply

Catgirl, thy name shall be "Empress" !
Tokyo Rose 10th Mar 2015, 4:13 PM edit delete reply

Wouldn't be the first time a brainless fuck-toy wound up in charge of a political power, would it?
Stormwind13 10th Mar 2015, 5:26 PM edit delete reply

Some of whom turned out to be not quite so brainless after all... And some that calling them brainless is a gross understatement.
Kitty 10th Mar 2015, 5:24 PM edit delete reply
Well, no one said anything about "willingly", did they? Although in these situations there's usually no shortage of people with more ambition than brains who think that bagging a prince and producing an heir is the way to easy street. Their plans often blow up in their faces, but the next generation never seems to learn from that :(
Sheela 10th Mar 2015, 6:22 PM edit delete reply

Heck, there's even been a couple of brainless ones that were kind and just smart enough to know they weren't smart enough to run the whole shindig, so they let ministers do the hard work, while they themselves could sit back and relax while living the playboy style - And outrageously enough, they were getting away with it, and sometimes even prosper from it!
Lukkai 11th Mar 2015, 8:52 AM edit delete reply
As I said: "For a good reason, obviously."

And regardless of what he believes will or won't come after him. Him not leading by example still completely destroys his reasoning that Acantha should start entertaining suitors because she's getting too old not to.
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 18th Apr 2015, 11:08 AM edit delete reply

"By the way, little sis, you should have some sex. Here's a list of willing dudes. You're welcome."

...this guy is amazing.
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