Comic 1243 - Setting The Snare

24th Sep 2015, 9:00 PM
Setting The Snare
Average Rating: 5 (25 votes)

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Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:35 PM edit delete
Centcomm
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Mark_L_A 24th Sep 2015, 9:01 PM edit delete reply

They are so hosed. And I for one am HAPPY about it.
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:10 PM edit delete reply

Whooo! :D Glad to hear that!
Dongaria 24th Sep 2015, 9:02 PM edit delete reply

Adaptive shielding can be a real pain in the ass. ;)
Mark_L_A 24th Sep 2015, 9:03 PM edit delete reply

I doubt it can deal with, oh I don't know FIRE!! :)
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:11 PM edit delete reply

Yes it can .. or in the arm.. leg or any other body part !
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 7:33 PM edit delete reply

In the butt!
Fairportfan 24th Sep 2015, 9:13 PM edit delete reply

I note that Nox seems to be getting further and further behind the blueboys as they get closer and closer o the barrels...
Lurker 24th Sep 2015, 9:15 PM edit delete reply
That's 'cause SHE isn't an idiot..
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:11 PM edit delete reply

What Lurker said.
Lukkai 27th Sep 2015, 2:03 PM edit delete reply

Always a good thing to have some ablative shielding at hand to spring traps and ambushes for you.
Lurker 29th Oct 2020, 7:42 PM edit delete reply
Don't know how I missed saying this five years ago--but OBVIOUSLY, she's playing Paranoia.
Sheela 24th Sep 2015, 9:16 PM edit delete reply

They may have "this one" in the bag, but in the meantime .. the cat got out of the bag!

And it's pissed.

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anonymous coward 25th Sep 2015, 1:53 AM edit delete reply
That... must be a photoshop. But the cat isn't out of the bag yet, we shall see if Nox gets damaged by meat-shrapnel..
DLKmusic 25th Sep 2015, 2:38 AM edit delete reply

I don't know if that's photoshopped or not, but I will say that it looks like a cat would look after being thrown in a pool!

Good thing mister fluffy here doesn't have Rose's Vocabulary!
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:11 PM edit delete reply

That cat will find a way to kill you in your sleep..
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 2:54 PM edit delete reply

Not only will it kill you while in it's sleep, but on the way in it will break down your front door, your bedroom doors and it'll eat your bed as well.

And then it will chase off your lawn-gnome, just to be spiteful. :D
Lurker 24th Sep 2015, 9:17 PM edit delete reply
Common, the explosive barrel trope? If this is a video game, and you're handing him explosive barrels, you really are holding out hope for us that he survives.

You are *E*V*I*L*.

:D :D :D :D
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:12 PM edit delete reply

Yes I am .. thank you!
Dragonrider 24th Sep 2015, 9:17 PM edit delete reply

Hail and may the fates be kind and guide you to safety Democlus. Should the fates be unkind, you will have Escort for your journey to Valhalla this day.

On a more practical note possibly even Nox will get a bit toasted by the flames and shrapnel, we can hope at least she is impared somewhat by the blast. Actually might be a good idea to let Nox close up on the barrels before blasting them.
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:12 PM edit delete reply

Well hes trying to aim for the most in the kill box at a time. :D
jamie59 24th Sep 2015, 9:19 PM edit delete reply

Nox is far enough back the barrels won't be effective on her. But she may take damage.

Cent Arg!!! weekend cliff hanger.
Tango Xray Actual 24th Sep 2015, 9:33 PM edit delete reply
What? U expected otherwise?
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:13 PM edit delete reply

But of Course! See ya Monday! :D
The Old Scribe 24th Sep 2015, 10:21 PM edit delete reply

Ah, the old barrels half full of explosive chemicals trick. It's gonna be raining Blackshell parts pretty soon, I think. Nox, on the other hand, might get her synthohair mussed and that's about it. She's not holding back because she's slow, she just likes to see humans die no matter whose side they're on.
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:13 PM edit delete reply

Ya know.. thats true. Its not like shes ordered to help them stay alive. ( hint - Shes not! )
Timotheus 24th Sep 2015, 10:24 PM edit delete reply

Corrosive AND Flammable?
UN 3264 CORROSIVE LIQUID, ACIDIC, INORGANIC, CLASS 8
And rotary molded Polypropylene barrels at that (you can tell by the bung plugs and upper rim casting). They won't contain any explosive force long enough to make a really big boom or create any shrapnel, but they BURN (and melt) real good. (Technically, those should be lined stainless steel drums) I suppose it being the future we could say they're some sort of engineered ceramic.
Tango Xray Actual 25th Sep 2015, 2:37 AM edit delete reply
Worst case scenario, Class 8, Group 1 - Contents will dissolve human skin within 1 hour of a three minute exposure....

No bangie, bangie though.

However, a significant amount of energy dumped in from an energized particle beam into a really nasty corrosive (acid) liquid or gel, a significant portion of which flash evaporated and atomizing the rest into a really NASTY cloud of corrosive vapor and droplets...

Fafhred 25th Sep 2015, 10:37 PM edit delete reply

How long can they survive once they breathe that (helmets won't make it) ?
Sheela 26th Sep 2015, 3:17 AM edit delete reply

Technicall? Artists often don't know why a steel drum should be used over a plastic barrel, because the plastic barrels look more futuristic than the old steel ones.

Once they explode, this will be a case of hollywood physics by accident - Everything explodes! And I'm ok with that. :)
Tango Xray Actual 26th Sep 2015, 4:20 AM edit delete reply
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:15 PM edit delete reply

Actually I thought the Material for the barrels was metal .. at least thats the Shader - material settings I used - I didnt even think about the fact that some are made of plastic!
Tango Xray Actual 26th Sep 2015, 7:06 PM edit delete reply
Ok, some napkin doodling…..

55gal drums equal 250 liters of highly corrosive liquid, probably in water suspension so we’ll take that assumption as a given….

Let’s say Damocles hand cannon / particle beam can pump enough energy into the water to take it past phase change to steam pretty much instantly.

The volumetric ratio of steam to water at phase transition is 1700:1! (Steam explosions are NOT fun!)

So… each US gallon (3.785 liters / 0.1337 ft-cubed) expands instantly and quite violently at 1700:1 to 227.3 ft-cubed

Let’s say about 1/3 of the container phase transitioned to steam, so call it 18 gallons (this is pvt contracting here, so a bit of rounding) so we’re talking about, oh, about 4100 cubic foot cloud of superheated steam, per barrel. The shock front of the ‘gas’ pushing against the rest of the liquid in the container is traveling at probably well over 6,000fps, totally atomizing the liquid into mico-droplets after the tank ruptures. Said micro-droplets of corrosive will flash to steam when exposed to the superheated steam cloud adding their volume to the cloud even as it cools from mixing with the surrounding air.

So…. Four barrels, give an initial (but still rapidly expanding) cloud size of 16,400 cubic feet of boiling or near boiling vapor and seriously corrosive, flesh-eating steam and droplets in a tightly contained space…..

I say even way back there…. Nox’s still damned near inside ground zero!!! (Not to mention a Democlus who’s pretty damned close as well …)

Which also begs the question, can his suit and breathing gear handle the heated corrosive atmosphere post-blast?
Timotheus 26th Sep 2015, 8:02 PM edit delete reply

You're missing the flammable aspect of the contents. That changes all the calculations, not to mention the laser burn hole will cause a pressure release path. It's stated these are some form of combustible solvent that can be ignited by laser fire and that the drums are only partially filled (meaning that they should be more ignitable because there's more room for air/fuel mixing in them.
It's the Corrosive aspect that's making this a kind of an author's device situation though (nothing wrong with that, by the way), since substances that combine both of those natures tend to very quirky, but not too reactive without a catalyst.
Probably should have gone with an explosive or oxidizing label instead of corrosive. Then they could be considered self detonating.
(It's been 12 years since I could talk shop.)
Tango Xray Actual 28th Sep 2015, 9:23 PM edit delete reply
I didn't realize UN 3264 included flammables... author's device?

Anyway, I wouldn't count on the burn hole being being an effective exit point before the pressure wave blew the containment to smithereens....

Assuming an energized particle beam, anything the beam hit would probably initially phase transition to plasma, surrounded by an area of rapidly expanding (multiple thousands fps) super-heated vapor under very-high pressure (due to inertial containment by surrounding liquids) where energy is transferred to the surrounding materials. A situation that would continue olny as long as there is energy being pumped into the situation by Dem's blaster and the barrel walls held.

There is no way Dem could get his finger off the trigger fast enough fast enough for the plasma cavity to collapse before the barrels rupture unless each shot of the weapon is time-limited (which does not appear to be the case).

Of course we're also talking of the kind of event time-slices that Doc Edgerton would have loved....
(or CC & TR drawing out the suspense for another day ;) )

* * * **

Of course, there is he minor detail of why is a civilization 1800 plus years in the future still using US DOT/UN labels labels or does the N.O.S. refer, in this case, to 'New-Old Stock' ;)
cattservant 24th Sep 2015, 11:31 PM edit delete reply

yes sir yes sir
five bags full...
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:15 PM edit delete reply

heheh :D
DizzasterJuice 24th Sep 2015, 11:55 PM edit delete reply

"Yes, let's stroll right past these barrels marked explosive."
This will be fun.
Stormwind13 25th Sep 2015, 10:30 AM edit delete reply

You thought the Blueboys could read, Dizz?!?! I was thinking that they NOT be able to, lest they find out things not approved by Douchimus!
Lukkai 27th Sep 2015, 2:11 PM edit delete reply

Oh, they can read. But as I like to say with some drivers I encounter as well: Just because you can do something does not automatically mean that you're able to do it.
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:16 PM edit delete reply

Like Stormwind said. All they are thinking about is how they can Mis-treat Arianna. or how long they can keep her alive to torment.
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 3:08 PM edit delete reply

In marketing speak, that means that the Prince's Elite troops, are "focusing very precisely, on exactly what they are the very best at!"

*insert fake plastic smile here*

Until then, the prince has a special list of 10 things, that you should not do, and if you do, you will be sent to the dungaon to be flayed alive - But he loves you! :)
Greenwood Goat 25th Sep 2015, 1:05 AM edit delete reply
Next page:

***BOOOOM!!!***

Nox: ...I will give you a 6 out of 10 for that: you should have fired 0.3 of a second earlier to maximise the carnage, and if you'd really thought ahead, you would have moved the barrels to the narrower corridor, although that might have looked more suspicious (and if I'd really thought ahead, I would have surrounded those men with camera drones to capture the glorious action from multiple angles)... But enough talk. Killing now.
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:17 PM edit delete reply

Hes honestly trying to kill as many of them as possable so he has the best chance of a one on one with the left overs.
Mark_L_A 25th Sep 2015, 1:40 AM edit delete reply

And Dolly and CeCi are right behind THEM.

So Democlus will whittle them down, and I BET! that as CeCi nd Dolly come up CeCi will get a message to help Democlus against Nox.
HiFranc 25th Sep 2015, 2:13 AM edit delete reply

But with comms down, will Democlus know that they on Acantha and Lynn's side?
chk 25th Sep 2015, 10:48 AM edit delete reply

It would be a kick in the ass if Democlus took out the blue guys and then Ceci came along and blew his shit away.
Tokyo Rose 25th Sep 2015, 11:56 PM edit delete reply

Yeah, that'd be a real kick in the ass, wouldn't it?
Sheela 26th Sep 2015, 3:18 AM edit delete reply

Stop giving Rose bad ideas, chk !
chk 26th Sep 2015, 12:25 PM edit delete reply

Bad ideas? What? It could happen.
DLKmusic 26th Sep 2015, 8:49 PM edit delete reply

***Uses Jedi mind trick*** you did not hear that, Rose, what you heard chk say was "It's a good thing Ceci and Dolly already know Democlus IS on Acantha and Lynn's side, and WON'T blow him away."

while we're at it... "you have a craving for goldfish crackers"
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:18 PM edit delete reply

Yeah it seems Ceci is going to *AK!* ( Gets murdered by Rose .... )
Lukkai 27th Sep 2015, 2:13 PM edit delete reply

Oh, not again!

OI! SOMEONE GET ME A PRIEST WITH RESSURECTION!
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 3:10 PM edit delete reply

I have a necromancer, that's almost the same .. right ?
Rose : ... but ... she's an android! Androids cannot be raised as zombies?
*zombie Centcomm shambles along*
Rose : ARRGH .. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK ?! I want that spell, dammit!
Haegan2005 27th Sep 2015, 6:11 PM edit delete reply

Puppies playing necromancers? That ... can make for interesting chew toys?
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 7:16 PM edit delete reply

How do you think we get so many bones to chew on, and bury in the backyard ?

We get them from professionals!
anonymous coward 25th Sep 2015, 1:50 AM edit delete reply
"When in doubt, grenade it out." Where's ya pineapples at, Democlus?
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:19 PM edit delete reply

He doesn't have any Grenades .. they weren't issued to him on Bodyguard Detail
Lukkai 27th Sep 2015, 2:13 PM edit delete reply

Makes sense, if you think about it.
Matt Knab 25th Sep 2015, 1:54 AM edit delete reply

Always use the explosive barrels. You get a trophy! XD
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:19 PM edit delete reply

and 500 EXP! Ka- CHING!
Wolfsbane 25th Sep 2015, 2:51 AM edit delete reply

Why am I thinking of the original Donkey Kong when there are exploding barrels on fire and a princess being pursued?

"Sorry, she's in the next castle. And that castle is the REAL boss level!"
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:20 PM edit delete reply

Oh yes.. and the Boss of that level cheats.. and uses orbital cannons as fireworks.
Haegan2005 27th Sep 2015, 1:06 AM edit delete reply

I like that boss. Course, I'm not having to fight him so I am okay with him cheating!
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 3:11 PM edit delete reply

Orbital cannons ? Pfft.

Chekov's Sun !
Thomas 25th Sep 2015, 4:43 AM edit delete reply
"heheheheh"...

OMG Who the fuck gave Beavis a gun?
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:20 PM edit delete reply

Hhahah - is it wrong That I will never hear that guard with any other voice now.
Lukkai 27th Sep 2015, 2:16 PM edit delete reply

I get the feeling that you won't hear much in that voice that isn't pained screaming suddenly stopping short.
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 3:54 PM edit delete reply

Beavis and Butthead, as guards ?

.. hmm ..

Beavis   : Oh look .. he he he he .. there's some barrels.
Butthead : Oh yeah, and  they're blue like your balls! huh huh
Beavis   : .. balls .. he he
Butthead : huh huh
Beavies  : he he he he
Nox      : *sigh*

*barrels explode*
Beavis   : Aaaaahhhhhh .. it stings and burns!
Butthead : me too arrgh
Nox      : Oh thank god.
DLKmusic 27th Sep 2015, 5:22 PM edit delete reply
You know, Sheela, you may have actually just explained why Nox hates humans so much!
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 5:29 PM edit delete reply

Yeah, she must be frustrated to be in their company.
Hornet 25th Sep 2015, 5:22 AM edit delete reply
Why does Nox appear to be running in the last panel???
xpacetrue 25th Sep 2015, 5:13 PM edit delete reply

What I'd like to know is: How fast can Cassians (and New Troy androids) run? Can they outpace an Olympic athlete? Can they run like the Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman?
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:23 PM edit delete reply

Nox is actually Jogging.

Cassians can run full out about 80 miles per hour for short bursts.

NOw this is also Cassian dependant. Malati was Built for speed. She was one of the fastest Runners. Nox is not far behind Malati on Speed.

Average Cassian Speed like for Hrist and Kali sits around 50 to 60 MPH

Ceci can move at a slightly faster 110 MPH but she cheats with a Gravity impeller. ( it lowers her " weight " so her body can do "more" its also how she can execute massive High jumps that even Teedee would be impressed with.. Now the impeller does NOT let her "fly" it just lets her move faster and more precisely. and can only be used in short bursts.
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 3:57 PM edit delete reply

I reckon a gravity impeller could also be used to dampen a fall from a balcony or something like that ?
Centcomm 27th Sep 2015, 5:35 PM edit delete reply

Yes Actually. it could.
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 5:48 PM edit delete reply

CeCi has build in parachute .. in her butt! >_<
T1-G3R2501 25th Sep 2015, 5:37 AM edit delete reply
I actually think the Dem has a decent upper hand
So if the A-S will fail out after the explosion that will give him a chance to lay down a few shots to any survivors before probably going H2H. Hopefully damaging Nox enough that the fight can be held onto until Dolly shows up and can hopefully infer that the red fighting Nox is on their side and pops Nox a few times with her fancy peashooter.

*Drools slightly* Or the Little Angel can just cut them both down in a gore filled scene....
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:25 PM edit delete reply

Thats how Demo is hoping this goes down. Hes not stupid and is trying to make sure he has every single advantage.
KarToon12 25th Sep 2015, 6:49 AM edit delete reply

To quote Kill Bill: you didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:26 PM edit delete reply

hehe I kinda liked the fight scenes in that.
Cal 25th Sep 2015, 9:19 AM edit delete reply
Now we find out just how well Dem would do with Maxus' unit.

Classic delaying ambush. I only hope it works. Initial advantage is to Dem, since Nox & Co. don't know they're walking into the KZ... but that first punch has got to hit hard to even the odds.

Saluto vos Democlus!
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:26 PM edit delete reply

Indeed!
Boren 25th Sep 2015, 9:51 AM edit delete reply
Ave, morituri te salutant
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:26 PM edit delete reply

and that as well!
Stormwind13 25th Sep 2015, 10:20 AM edit delete reply

Somehow this seems appropriate for this weekend -http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/09/25/blood-moon-lunar-eclipse-super-moon-need-to-know/72790162/ :-)
chk 25th Sep 2015, 10:58 AM edit delete reply

I hope it's not too cloudy. I've seen it before and it is awesome.
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:27 PM edit delete reply

A blood moon .. how apropo
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 5:30 PM edit delete reply

Perfect weather for a Blood Moon sighting here - I'm so excited. :)

It hasn't started yet though, it's stil bright and pretty.
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 7:20 PM edit delete reply

Update on the bloodmoon thing.
It's almost entirely in the shadow here in Denmark now.

- But -

My digital camera cannot catch it, too low light levels.
To illustrate, look at this picture, which was taken just before the last sliver of the moon turned dark.

You cannot even see the rest of the moon !

Admittedly, my phone camera is rubbish.
But I suspect that unless you have a camera that has either a large lens to catch some light, or the ability to have a long exposure time, you might not get that much out of it.

The moon itself is pretty cool though, right now it's kinda orange/ dusty sand kinda colored.
Very cool. :)
mjkj 25th Sep 2015, 1:34 PM edit delete reply

Great thinking ahead and planning, Dem...

Overconfident much, are they not?


@alt text: sadly only in her mind...
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:28 PM edit delete reply

Pretty much.. otherwise these guys would have been iced by Nox .. or Noctis .. or Kali .. Or Malati.. You get the idea.
Haegan2005 25th Sep 2015, 4:50 PM edit delete reply

Nox does seem to be getting further and further behind. I suspect that she is simply willing to let them do the dirty work and take the casualties.

And the further back she is, the less chance of being an accidental casualty.
xpacetrue 25th Sep 2015, 5:16 PM edit delete reply

From her point of view, I suppose being a spectator to the carnage means she can concentrate on enjoying the blood show, rather than concentrate on fighting.

After all, she "hates humans more than Murderturds hate everything". Perhaps watching humans kill each other in painful ways is some sort of kink to her?
Haegan2005 25th Sep 2015, 6:03 PM edit delete reply

I suspect that that may be a part of it. Watching humans killing each other may actually be more fun then killing them herself?
Stormwind13 25th Sep 2015, 9:32 PM edit delete reply

If she does the killing Haegan, it is over too quickly. Watching them suffer before they die is part of her enjoyment.
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:29 PM edit delete reply

Stormwind called it .. Nox knows she could kill all five of them without much effort. She wants to see what happens.
Kitty 25th Sep 2015, 6:25 PM edit delete reply
"This is in the bag, boys!"

Yeahhh, not so much.

Unless you mean body bags. Or vacuum cleaner bags, because there may not be that much left.

Go Democlus!
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:29 PM edit delete reply

Shop vaccs dont need bags.
anonymous coward 27th Sep 2015, 1:07 PM edit delete reply
Maybe not, but you are gonna need bags for the chunkier/harder parts unless you've got a pulverizer handy.
Rashala 25th Sep 2015, 7:41 PM edit delete reply

*screams*

Oh no, exploding barrels of flamable liquid....our one weakness....
Tokyo Rose 25th Sep 2015, 11:57 PM edit delete reply

How did he know?!
Haegan2005 26th Sep 2015, 12:44 AM edit delete reply

He played X-Com...
Sheela 26th Sep 2015, 3:19 AM edit delete reply

Everybody knows !
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:29 PM edit delete reply

LOL!
JillyFoo 26th Sep 2015, 7:59 AM edit delete reply

:)
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:29 PM edit delete reply

Always like seeing a smile! :D
Johninaustin 26th Sep 2015, 9:05 AM edit delete reply
I'm glad the barrels are properly marked per the 2011 Emergency Response Guide.

(sorry, my inner safety manager coming out.)

As an aside, AT&T killed my internet for almost three weeks, It's been heck trying to find coffee shops etc. where I could follow the story. I don't even drink coffee. :(
Centcomm 26th Sep 2015, 12:30 PM edit delete reply

Awww im sorry! I hope you get it sorted soon! Thank you for being such a loyal fan!
Sheela 27th Sep 2015, 6:07 PM edit delete reply

Well, once the gas is released, the masks smart filters will become the "safety manager" !

It might go something like this :


*Barrels explode, toxic fumes envelope the smurf patrol*

Smart Mask : Toxic Fumes detected!
Smart Mask : Would you like to activate the Smart Filters(tm) ?
Beavis : Uhh .. he he ... yes please.
Butthead : Yeah, yeah .. huh huh huh
Beavis : uhh, he he he
Smart Mask : An error has ocurred, you have not paid your breathing tax in full.
Beavis : .. uuhhh.
Butthead : huh huh
Beavis : yes I have .. I think.
Smart Mask : It is possible that it has not been registered properly."
Beavis : Oh .. uhh .. register it then?
Smart Mask : Please breathe harder into the microphone to register your breathing tax.
Beavis : hhhng ... hnnnggg ... hhhnggg
Smart Mask : Dialing Daughter ...
Beavis : hhhng ... hnnnggg ... hhhnggg
Beavis : hhhng ... hnnnggg ... hhhnggg
Butthead : You have a daughter ?
Beavis : Hhhhhmmg ....hhhhmmgg ... uhhh ... yeah, it was an accident.
Beavis : hhhng ... hnnnggg ... hhhnggg
Beavis : hhhng ... hnnnggg ... hhhnggg
Butthead : An accident ?
Beavis : Yeah ... uhh .. I earned a few bucks as a sperm donor.
Beavis : hhhng ... hnnnggg ... hhhnggg
Beavis : hhhng ... hnnnggg .... hhhnggg
Beavis : And when she wanted a doctors seed, they gave her mine.
Butthead : wow ... that's fucked up! huh huh
Beavis : he he he he .. yeah.
Butthead : Oh man, this air is foul, why does it sting and burn?
Beavis : You don't have your helmet on man.
Butthead : *cough* .. oh yeah ... huhh huh
Beavis : he he he he
Butthead : huh huh *cough* huh
Beavis : he he he *cough'
Smart Mask : Registration failed, the recipent hung up on you.
Smart Mask : Smart Filters (tm) not engaged.
Smart Mask : Please have a nice death.
Butthead : *wheeeeeeze*
Beavis : Oh shit. *cough* *wheeze*
*thud x 2*
Nox : ....... I still can't believe they actually PAID me to program that app. :D



Meanwhile elsewhere :

Daughter : "Mommy, there's a weird man breathing heavily on the phone!"
Mommy : "That's your dad, dear."
Daughter : "Dammit dad, stop being weird !" >:(

*hangs up*

:D
Lukkai 27th Sep 2015, 2:20 PM edit delete reply

Next page's alt text: "Technical advisor: Michael Bay"?
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