Comic 1574 - Security Office

28th Aug 2018, 9:00 PM
Security Office
Average Rating: 5 (16 votes)
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Haegan2005 28th Aug 2018, 9:16 PM edit delete reply

She is just being herself. Right? Um, Right?
Sheela 1st Sep 2018, 2:54 PM edit delete reply

Yes, it's kinda hard for her to be someone else, like Commander Pauline.

.. oh wait ..
Haegan2005 1st Sep 2018, 2:57 PM edit delete reply

Unlike puppies who can be anything? However big or small? :)
Sheela 3rd Sep 2018, 7:48 AM edit delete reply

I .. I … I can be cute!! :D
megados 3rd Sep 2018, 5:13 PM edit delete reply

Sure . . . when it's someone else's shoe. :D
megados 28th Aug 2018, 9:28 PM edit delete reply

Re: Alt Text, as far as making 'everyone' uncomfortable, where did Ivy and Jordan go? I'm surprised we don't get to see their grimaces. :D

Oan Dan seems to be okay; he seems to have a calming effect on Feelie.
Just_IDD 29th Aug 2018, 12:11 AM edit delete reply
I believe its 'dan'
It's hard to tell for sure with the font, but its probably a forgettable name for the Wasters.
megados 29th Aug 2018, 4:54 AM edit delete reply

That makes sense. :D
Centcomm 29th Aug 2018, 8:46 AM edit delete reply

His name is Dan
megados 29th Aug 2018, 8:53 AM edit delete reply

Yeah, I should have realized that. I just saw it as an 'O' and went with it. >_< Thanks, @Centcomm! :D
Centcomm 28th Aug 2018, 10:09 PM edit delete reply

From Lurker314 " Flirting or just usual self in a (justifiably) bad mood? Hard to say. I expect I know what the readers prefer... "

he broke the layout.. >_<
Lurker314 29th Aug 2018, 10:58 PM edit delete reply
I did WHAT? I'm supposed to get paid for breaking<bs><bs><bs><bs><bs><bs><bs><bs>testing things, dammit!
Lurker314 29th Aug 2018, 11:04 PM edit delete reply
Oh, wait. I remember what was missing, and that I did. So, I was trying to evoke the sound of a sea-going vessel leaving or entering port, as a way of hinting at what I expect the readers want. To that end, I engaged a buffer overflow attack.

No, I've not done pen testing (on purpose). I have applied for it once, and would like to get into it, however..
Sheela 1st Sep 2018, 2:53 PM edit delete reply

That's ok, we can easily test which cavities the pen can go into you, real quick. :)
Lurker314 13th Aug 2019, 10:22 PM edit delete reply
Just saw this reply.

Sheela, the pen test_er_ is not the same as the pen test_ee_.

I absolutely know that my stuff isn't perfect.
mjkj 28th Aug 2018, 10:29 PM edit delete reply

Nice going there, Ophie... ;)
HiFranc 28th Aug 2018, 10:37 PM edit delete reply

I didn’t realise that she was kinky.
Sheela 1st Sep 2018, 2:55 PM edit delete reply

She's not ?
Fafhred 29th Aug 2018, 2:30 AM edit delete reply

* Wonders if that is her way of flirting *
StLOrca 29th Aug 2018, 3:03 AM edit delete reply

“Dan and Ophelia, sittin’ in a tree...l
Gilrandir 29th Aug 2018, 7:17 AM edit delete reply
The whole 'Flirting/Grievous Bodily Harm' thing does seem a little inconsistent.

"I am not a gratuitous sex object! ... But I do enjoy being treated like one."
Icefall Kitsune 29th Aug 2018, 7:57 AM edit delete reply

Sounds like Feelie flirts if your nice; if you act like a dick, she'll break it instead.
megados 29th Aug 2018, 8:20 AM edit delete reply

Yeah, Dan was being nice, and not only was Jeff being a pervert, he tried to grab her.

I can also forgive a little inconsistency, taking into account the kind of day she's having so far. :D
Ebonbolt 29th Aug 2018, 4:47 PM edit delete reply

Remember, Rapeface Jeff didn't even speak to Ophelia until she damaged him. This is not how one receives permission to progress from flirting to fondling (not that he did any actual flirting, either). And he was told no (3 times), and ignored it (3 times).
Morituri 29th Aug 2018, 4:23 PM edit delete reply
Most people enjoy being treated like one - provided it comes about by a mutual decision.
Sheela 1st Sep 2018, 2:57 PM edit delete reply

Of course, the funny part is that by flirting, Feelie is "acting" like the body she's in is supposed to ?

Man, this body is all sorts of shameful for Ophelia. :D
KarToon12 29th Aug 2018, 3:57 PM edit delete reply

Compared to the names of some other companies now a days, "Skydance" sounds rather nice. XD
Oldarmourer 29th Aug 2018, 4:26 PM edit delete reply
ah, the calm moment after a 'fight or flight' situation ends in winning a fight yet the body screams for more 'excitement'
Ebonbolt 29th Aug 2018, 4:38 PM edit delete reply

Until I read the alt, I was having a difficult time telling whether Fee's being extra-crispy-snarky or if she's actually hitting on Dan…
Sad thing is, I could see her doing both, just to test him a little (& de-stress). If he can take it in stride, he's got a shot, but if he loses his cool or gets too embarrassed, he's blown it.
Sheela 1st Sep 2018, 2:58 PM edit delete reply

To be fair, that would be inline with both her personality, and her sex-bot body.
Romfire 29th Aug 2018, 7:33 PM edit delete reply
Since Ophelia is relatively safe and has her friends on the way, she is feeling a lot more free to act as she wishes. She doesn't have to worry that her body can only bench about 100 kg instead of 1000. She can let her hair down and enjoy being in this body for a while. We can only change our clothing, she is in a whole new body, with a better, or at least different sensory package. This may be the first time in her life she can actually act on the fact that she "likes dudes" I don't think that was a priority to the designers of her old body.
Sheela 1st Sep 2018, 3:00 PM edit delete reply

That's actually an interesting though.

Her old body could have only had surface detail.
But it was also strongly hinted at, that Malati had the "whole package", so we don't know.
Of course, Dan might be .. "smooth around the bend".
megados 2nd Sep 2018, 6:11 AM edit delete reply

You also bring up an interesting point. I was under the impression that the Cassians, in general, didn't have the whole thing, because allowing them to be used as sex toys would diminish their effectiveness. (although I could see instances where the reverse would be true) That's not to say none of them had opinions about sex! :D
Sheela 3rd Sep 2018, 7:52 AM edit delete reply

Yeah, I think in general, it could be true that most of them is just "surface detail only", but I don't think there are any rules against "having the whole package", especially not if it can be argued that they could use it in their work.

ie. subverting someone's position through a sex scandal .. "BREAKING NEWS : The Governator had sexual relations with a Cassian, cigars were definitely involved!! Also, Malati broke his arms when he told her 'no' …. BREAKING NEWS !!"
DLKmusic 29th Aug 2018, 10:26 PM edit delete reply

I may be a voice of one, but I thought that she was letting her hair down a little, and letting Officer Dan know that she trusted him, and she wouldn't be a problem and would cooperate

but then, what do I know, I'm still looking for a decent poem for the next installment of "Poetry Corner with Tokyo Rose"
megados 30th Aug 2018, 9:32 AM edit delete reply

I'll add a voice to that. :)
Tokyo Rose 31st Aug 2018, 5:10 AM edit delete reply

Tokyo Rose kind of admires James Joyce because of his letters to his lady-love, in which he uses beautifully poetic language while saying some of the filthiest things imaginable.
DLKmusic 31st Aug 2018, 1:47 PM edit delete reply

@Rose: Good lead!!! I'll have something by next update hopefully!

I was thinking about "Of Naming of Cats" by TS Eliot, but Tokyo Rose's Commentary on it would have been completely contrary to how you would actually feel about that particular poem!
(yes, I'm pretty sure you are already familiar with it!)
Maybe I'll save that for the next time you have Hybrid Cat-people in the story!
Rashala 29th Aug 2018, 11:48 PM edit delete reply

Hopefully he will buy her a drink after no?
Fjolsvith 31st Aug 2018, 6:58 AM edit delete reply
Make up for the cavity search, for sure.
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