If anyone can blind someone with paperwork it'll be Kali. It'll just come out of nowhere, things he never knew needed doing will demand his personal attention.
Yup shes a real paper ninja!
Deck "What is THIS FOR!"
Kali " Thats the budget for air conditioner refit personell its very important. its only a two hundred page impact report on the royal budget. also you have to read and initial each paragraph...."
Even easier to distract someone with paperwork if you consider at least some of the bureaucracy expendable in this case. "Person X has not been doing his job. Person Y has been extorting good. Person Z has been lying through his teeth and now everything is about to explode. I have replacements coming in, but we HAVE to have someone competent on this until the replacements are actually ready!"
If you want to distract a megalomaniac you need to amuse him with your distractions at the same time they should not look like distractions so you give him relatively normal things you know he'll twist around for his own amusement(the kind of things you would normally steer away from him.)
The next important question unanswered in the conversations is where is Lynn going to be? Ari is staying with The Princess, Maxius is moving her away but no mention of Lynn.
Lynn kinda fell between the cracks.. however the prince has made sure the two of them are kinda tied to each other note no ones removed the band and thats linked to Acantha.
Exactly what I was referring to!
Who could imagine Kali giving a damn about how much salt the citizens use on their steaks!
(On a completely different subject:
The rumor is that you can find time to read a book occasionally.
Have you ever read Norman Spinnard's
"Riding the Torch"?
Well worth it!)
Kind of hard not to cover him on his paperwork, when the price for interfering in his quest for debauchery will earn you fifty lashes or maybe a nice gang-rape.
And Acantha knows him
Better than anyone.
Maybe Kali could find an old commando raid laying around and use it to keep Decimus amused...
It's time for the Royal Annual NRGAP Inspection.
Klever Kali!
And the Prince just can't trust anyone else to do it correctly.
(His Cat won't do it either!)
Deck "What is THIS FOR!"
Kali " Thats the budget for air conditioner refit personell its very important. its only a two hundred page impact report on the royal budget. also you have to read and initial each paragraph...."
I couldn't imagine Kali as
a NaCl narc.
a what?
Who could imagine Kali giving a damn about how much salt the citizens use on their steaks!
(On a completely different subject:
The rumor is that you can find time to read a book occasionally.
Have you ever read Norman Spinnard's
"Riding the Torch"?
Well worth it!)
and nope havent read that one. actually I rarely have time for anything ..
It will carry you farther!