Comic 716 - Illusions...

12th Dec 2012, 9:00 PM
Illusions...
Average Rating: 5 (16 votes)
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ranger_brianna_new 12th Dec 2012, 9:07 PM edit delete reply

Yup. He's delusional.
Centcomm 12th Dec 2012, 9:38 PM edit delete reply

just... a wee bit loopy .. wonder just how hard DID Lynn hit him :P
Hornet 13th Dec 2012, 7:36 AM edit delete reply
Not hard enough, unfortunately.
ResidentWeavil 13th Dec 2012, 8:55 AM edit delete reply
He never saw a Doc so we can hope for a Brain Hemorrhage and cerebral edema, can't we? Though he doesn't appear symptomatic.
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 10:03 AM edit delete reply

He doesnt yet does he :D, wouldnt that be a kick in the head.
Chris D 28th Sep 2015, 4:45 PM edit delete reply
No cerebral edema. This bastard doesn't deserve to die the peaceful way Bruce Lee did.
Computant 12th Aug 2016, 5:02 PM edit delete reply
Perhaps a cerebral eNema? Shove a tube in the bottom and run it all the way to the brain? Can't make his head any shittier...
velvetsanity 14th Apr 2013, 3:00 PM edit delete reply

If she'd hit him harder maybe it would have knocked some sense into him...
GhostRider 28th Oct 2015, 1:19 PM edit delete reply
Unfortunately, that's impossible to do. Although? How effective would a flaming horse hoof be on his head? You know-for medicine.
lalverson 12th Dec 2012, 9:17 PM edit delete reply
Very solid build up in the scene. Really takes it to where the trigger could fall all too easily.
Centcomm 12th Dec 2012, 9:38 PM edit delete reply

thank you, glad to see you here ! :D
cattservant 12th Dec 2012, 9:37 PM edit delete reply

Now a loose cannon
On a rolling deck
With a lighted fuse...
We hope Maxus brought
A well filled Bucket!
Centcomm 12th Dec 2012, 9:38 PM edit delete reply

hehe - I think hes good to go here :D
mudge 12th Dec 2012, 10:05 PM edit delete reply
Ohhh shit... Maxus' expression reminds me of my high school chemistry teacher when he caught us trying to make some TNT after class. Deck is in for a major sobering up, amirite?
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 6:40 AM edit delete reply

yes you are.. yes you are. :D
Zimriel 27th Feb 2016, 11:10 PM edit delete reply
What was his name, Walter White?
Draginbeard 12th Dec 2012, 11:24 PM edit delete reply

Ok...prince crackers is ready for the puzzle factory. Looks like Max is going to have to do something more than talk now.
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 6:41 AM edit delete reply

* insert evil chuckle * Max is so very .. very angry, deck is lucky he has such excellent self control.
Rashala 12th Dec 2012, 11:42 PM edit delete reply

Well In I go for eye treatment...



Shame we cannot Do the same for deci...only he could nto coem back out from under anestesia
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 6:41 AM edit delete reply

good luck on eye treatment!
Death2Bravo 13th Dec 2012, 3:47 AM edit delete reply

Sure he's just not doing some sexual role-playing? And he just happened to leave his "Big Bad wolf" costume at the cleaners so it's Acantha meets Mr Hard and happy (and completely loony) and changes history.
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 6:44 AM edit delete reply

heh - that would be some very creepy role playing. kinda wondering if anyone caught "what" just happened there. this scene was "condensed" because we really didnt want to have another 3 page freakshow segment.
so we just hit the important parts. ( sorry about that )
cattservant 13th Dec 2012, 7:23 AM edit delete reply

We were averting our eyes...
At least the Prince still needs to work up some kind of internal 'justification' for his abberrantcy!
Maxus still has a little handle left.
Hornet 13th Dec 2012, 7:37 AM edit delete reply
anyone else hoping the kid takes a swing at Max? So he has reason to beat the ever living snot out of Decs?
cattservant 13th Dec 2012, 7:43 AM edit delete reply

It would be diagnostic!
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 9:46 AM edit delete reply

hehe :D that wouldnt be smart :p
Dragonrider 13th Dec 2012, 8:27 AM edit delete reply

Really think Max should send Dec on a Sky Cycle ride after making sure the Deximater Suppressor doesn't and Dec ends up in High Earth Orbit without the benifit of a pressure suit.
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 9:46 AM edit delete reply

wheee- that would be rather chilly wouldnt it ! would certainly solve a lot of issues.
Kuratenshi 13th Dec 2012, 11:11 AM edit delete reply

Crucify him!
What? It's a semi Roman culture!
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 11:20 AM edit delete reply

what and make him a martyer (sic) ?
LooeyQ 13th Dec 2012, 11:12 AM edit delete reply

He dun gone nutty nuts!
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 11:20 AM edit delete reply

yup *plays they are coming to take me away oh ho ! they are coming to take me away!*
Dragonrider 13th Dec 2012, 5:13 PM edit delete reply

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)
dpat57 13th Dec 2012, 11:46 AM edit delete reply

Well obviously his mother never loved him enough. Or loved him too much, with her hairbrush. Not a nice man. But will he listen to Maxus?
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 8:27 PM edit delete reply

we shall see wont we!
jas 13th Dec 2012, 12:15 PM edit delete reply

What is "knouting?" (from "I should have knouted until...")

Excellent page. To quote Captain Kirk: "He's fruitier than a nutcake!" or another fave or mine: "He's not firin' on all thrusters!"

Looking forward to what Maxus might/will do!
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 12:18 PM edit delete reply

A knout is a heavy scourge-like multiple whip, usually made of a bunch of rawhide thongs attached to a long handle, sometimes with metal wire or hooks incorporated. The English word stems from a spelling-pronunciation of a French transliteration of the Russian word кнут (knut), which simply means "whip".

And yep to both counts .. Acantha has mentioned this fact before.

As for waht Max is going to do.. I think you will ALL enjoy it!
KarToon12 13th Dec 2012, 2:59 PM edit delete reply

Maxus needs to kick his butt...NOW.
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 8:26 PM edit delete reply

wait for it! :D
Dragonrider 13th Dec 2012, 5:20 PM edit delete reply

Actually Princey-Poo-Poo reminds me of a review I once did of a subordinate, "When I last reviewed Lt. Johnson I was sure he had hit rock bottom. I do however now have to give him credit for effort in the last six months has has purchased a pick and shovel began digging and not has hit new lows.
Marcus Ramesy 13th Dec 2012, 7:29 PM edit delete reply

sounds like Lt Johnson was in need of a bit of wall to wall counseling, the AF did a great write up on how to do this.. Ill be more than happy to lend you my copy

http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/military/AFI%2036-106%20-%20wall-to-wall%20counseling.pdf
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 8:27 PM edit delete reply

@dragonrider - I think deck is useing powered equipment in this case..

hehe good answer Marcus
Marcus Ramesy 13th Dec 2012, 8:48 PM edit delete reply

come on.. the military has been using this for centuries, Bruno used it on me.. Ive used it on subordinates, and Im sure.. some day.. when my subordinates become officers, they will use it on their subordinates... its a never ending cycle of discipline.. it never fails that there is one in every bunch that needs a little extra........ attention..
Centcomm 13th Dec 2012, 8:51 PM edit delete reply

isnt that the truth ! :P
mushroomisland 14th Dec 2012, 3:50 PM edit delete reply

KILL KILL KILL KILL :D

I mean the jerk, not the girl
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