Comic 887 - Karma... Part one.

12th Aug 2013, 6:00 PM
Karma... Part one.
Average Rating: 4.95 (20 votes)

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Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 6:00 PM edit delete
And another page in the Can.. Hope you guys are having fun!
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Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 6:03 PM edit delete reply

ROTFLMAO!!! Go Dr. Silver!!! :-D

Was she Tasered or just run into by the orb in her "over-sculpted" ass?

Either way, serves the B!tch right! :-)
velvetsanity 12th Aug 2013, 6:06 PM edit delete reply

Three cheers for Dr. Silver! :D

Looks like it rammed the back of her thigh, with a taser charge on the surface. So, some nice muscle bruising along with the zap.
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:21 PM edit delete reply

it was a point inpact at 5 mph with a charged skin. :D
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:44 PM edit delete reply

That'll leave a mark. Not sure it will make Goldie any LESS judgmental, but if karma keeps biting her in the butt it COULD. :-D
Aura_Spark 14th Mar 2014, 1:05 AM edit delete reply

Fingers crossed that it will! =)
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 6:09 PM edit delete reply

Dr. Silver is a Bad Girl INDEED. :-D
highlander55 12th Aug 2013, 6:24 PM edit delete reply

Not the tingly sensation she is used too when working. Go Doc Silver!!

At least Teedee got her beer without killing anybody.

Centcomm- "Another page in the Can" prophetic.
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 6:44 PM edit delete reply

Yeah, and TeeDee didn't even have to pull a GUN to get them to believe her! :-D
ranger_brianna_new 12th Aug 2013, 7:52 PM edit delete reply

...As far as we have seen, that is.

You never know; she actually might have. :P
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:54 PM edit delete reply

knowing TD she very well proably had her hand on her gun,.. >_< but then she STILL wouldnt have gotten her beer.
cattservant 12th Aug 2013, 7:51 PM edit delete reply

In fact she's being almost civil about it.
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:54 PM edit delete reply

Marcus helped her there. :D
cattservant 13th Aug 2013, 1:05 AM edit delete reply

Get her beer?
Be civil?
Marcus Ramesy 13th Aug 2013, 7:06 AM edit delete reply

cattservant 13th Aug 2013, 8:42 AM edit delete reply

Thought as much.
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 6:26 PM edit delete reply

I wasn't sure, it showed 2 metres range... but the sound effects make me think you might be right that it ran into Golden B!tch.

But I was also seeing a 2MV charge (that would HURT) and know that is sufficient to shoot through the air (about 2 feet in fact at STP), thought the orb might have just zapped her from there.
highlander55 12th Aug 2013, 6:56 PM edit delete reply

It was set to Zero Amps too!
Lightning goes to closest ground. Could have hit Ada instead. All depends on who was closest. FWIW- Accidentally bumping into her would be expected being a machine. After all she was brought up to think they are only as good as its' programming.
cattservant 12th Aug 2013, 7:17 PM edit delete reply

At the speed it was moving, it could 'hit and run' before it visually registered.
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:20 PM edit delete reply

Not necessarily, lightning goes to the largest voltage differential. That's why someone can get hit on a fairway despite being surrounded by taller trees. :-)
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:22 PM edit delete reply

it actually impacted her. the charge runs accross the "skin" of the drone its a anti-tamper device actually. and it can move , stop and turn in litterally zero space.
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:27 PM edit delete reply

Well she won't be tampering with anything for a little bit! :-D Probably Goldie will just want to lay there for a little bit. Something she is probably good at, considering her occupation. :-D
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:28 PM edit delete reply

Oooooh feeel the Buuurrrn :D in more ways than one :D
cattservant 12th Aug 2013, 6:26 PM edit delete reply

Just Relax.

[TeeDee triumphs!]
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 6:27 PM edit delete reply

Another page in the Can... That is an AWFUL pun, CentComm. :-)
cattservant 12th Aug 2013, 6:29 PM edit delete reply

Can Bam
Thank you
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 6:31 PM edit delete reply

That is bad, Cat. You deserve to be CANNED for that! :-D
cattservant 12th Aug 2013, 6:32 PM edit delete reply

Ya just do what you can!

Like this perhaps?
Or if your old school; This?
highlander55 12th Aug 2013, 6:39 PM edit delete reply

Dr Silver does realize that would not help Aurelia's caREAR for a while. (even tho it was her thigh)
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 6:43 PM edit delete reply

Ow, ow, ow... Waves white flag! :-D
cattservant 12th Aug 2013, 6:45 PM edit delete reply

A fundamental readjustment!
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:24 PM edit delete reply

canned cat is too cute :D
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:23 PM edit delete reply

LOL - I really didnt mean to do that,, the best puns are always accedental!
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:33 PM edit delete reply

Kind of figured, but I couldn't resist commenting on it when I realized what you had done! :-D
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:36 PM edit delete reply

hey thats all good :D I found it funny as hell :D
Don B. 12th Aug 2013, 6:43 PM edit delete reply
That's what you get when you walk up to people uninvited and act rudely. She should consider herself lucky that there was no serious intent to harm. I don't know what the specs are on that thing but I'm sure there are some fairly lethal options available.
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 6:50 PM edit delete reply

I think we can take that is a GIVEN, since Marcus wanted them along! :-D

Still 2MV could burn unprotected skin. Without amperage, it might not be lethal but that is still a lot of energy. And it generates heat. Especially if it was put into contact with skin on a metal surface. Might have done more damage than intended... Or maybe not, since I know Dr. Silver was PI$$ED at the Golden B!tch. :-)
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:25 PM edit delete reply

all its options are listed.. the most dangerous is the laser. only red colored options are active rather the ones with the red > marker..

and actually this ISNT a combat Orb.. this is just one of silvers helper orbs.. the big boys get to play later :D
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:32 PM edit delete reply

Okay, that makes sense. I was wondering where the Mega Death Ray was, I mean a laser is a TOOL, not a real weapon! :-D
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:55 PM edit delete reply

actually in new Troy lasers are just as deadly as bullets - TD used a laser weapon to blow the centcomm dolls brains all over the hangar :D
Stormwind13 13th Aug 2013, 3:56 PM edit delete reply

Well yes, but Lasers really are better suited to be tools.

Focused light beams have a problem of actually blocking themselves as they burn into things. They typically pulse the laser to dissipate the 'shading' caused by the evaporated material. :-)

Lasers are also susceptible to absorption from various airborne particles. This cuts down their effectiveness as a weapon.

There are other forms of energy though that would make more effective weapons, in my opinion.
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 5:09 PM edit delete reply

To be fair .. the "Laser" weapon that is used in the comic isnt truely a pure light beam while mostly composed of pure focused light there are other things that allow it to burn though targets quickly and without "shading" or losing energy along the way.

However Laser weapons DO tend to be on the low side of damage..
anarcha 12th Aug 2013, 6:58 PM edit delete reply

Does it have a liposuction effect? Or the opposite? That would be awesome. I bet this was a challenging page, I know they all are, but a you pulled off on this page.
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:26 PM edit delete reply

all the upcoming scenes are difficult - having a scene this busy is driving my computer nuts >_< im glad it came out well :D
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:30 PM edit delete reply

It did. The action of the orb zipping around was well done (conveying the action without covering everything else up). :-)

Now aren't you glad you have a better computer than you used to? :-D I imagine the old one would have given off the dreaded blue smoke. :-D

You do know computers run on smoke don't you? If it leaks out, they stop working. :-D
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:35 PM edit delete reply

yes you never want to release the magical blue smoke .. the computer is a sad kitty then.. basicly I used to have 4 gigs of memory and most of the scenes capped that out to 90 to 99% memory used.. this one caps out at 62% percent and ive got 16 gigs of ram, so yeah this would have seized my old system. :D
cattservant 12th Aug 2013, 7:00 PM edit delete reply

RE: "I've never been so insulted in my life!"

Connie needs to get out more more!
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:05 PM edit delete reply

Well she will if she stays around Mr. Black! :-D
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:27 PM edit delete reply

Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:04 PM edit delete reply

I like Dr. Silver's expression on the last panel. Like, okay take THAT! :-D
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:27 PM edit delete reply

oh yes... our Dr silver can be a vindictive woman..
Marcus Ramesy 13th Aug 2013, 7:47 AM edit delete reply

can be???
Rashala 13th Aug 2013, 1:22 PM edit delete reply

*no comment just a silent flat look at Centy*
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 2:04 PM edit delete reply

what!!! back at Rashala..
Stormwind13 13th Aug 2013, 1:25 PM edit delete reply

Are you saying, Marcus, that she ALWAYS is? :-D
highlander55 12th Aug 2013, 7:08 PM edit delete reply

Hmm, Ahem! Did Connie get a big butt over this incident? Just seems to have a badonkadonk butt when it didn't appear like one before! Could explain why Mr Black chose her as a companion, He likes big Butts. <song stuck in my head now dammit>
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 7:28 PM edit delete reply

i hadnt really noticed her butt being any larger could be the jeans just make it look big. her butt is fairly average :D
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:37 PM edit delete reply

I can see what highlander is talking about, her butt does seem to stick out a little more than expected from her back in that shot. Might just be angles and cover, but it does make her look like she has more butt than normal.
cattservant 12th Aug 2013, 7:38 PM edit delete reply

Know ifs andy butts...
Stormwind13 12th Aug 2013, 7:40 PM edit delete reply

Ow! Stop that Cat... I've got to be able to sleep tonight and if you keep that up, I will be laughing too much to fall asleep! :-D
cattservant 12th Aug 2013, 7:48 PM edit delete reply

She is pretty clenched right now, so there is probably some back up evident.
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 8:37 PM edit delete reply

faceplams ... wow. just wow.
highlander55 13th Aug 2013, 5:18 AM edit delete reply
See what I started, I'm gonna burn in hell for this. But I was laughing my ass off. HEY! maybe that's what Connie needs,, a good joke to laugh some of her butt off!
highlander55 13th Aug 2013, 5:25 AM edit delete reply
Oh! that old excuse " Do these jeans make my butt look big?" questions are evil entrapment. Any man who wants to not sleep on the couch will say " No dear" and change the subject.
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 5:55 AM edit delete reply

so .. very... true. along with the classic answer to any argument. when a woman says "fine" it means generally your screwed. and not in a good way.
Oldarmourer 21st Jun 2019, 7:07 AM edit delete reply
If you're secretly wanting a week or so of quiet, the answer for that is "it ain't the jeans" ;)
dpallee 12th Aug 2013, 8:58 PM edit delete reply

in the can.....oh the butt of your jokes!
Centcomm 12th Aug 2013, 9:01 PM edit delete reply

ow .. oh ow.. the pain :P
plymayer 12th Aug 2013, 9:45 PM edit delete reply

My eye spies on the monitor a Space Criuser Yamato universe type ship.
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 5:53 AM edit delete reply

LOL it may kinda look like it but it isnt. :P
plymayer 12th Aug 2013, 9:48 PM edit delete reply

We don't tell the women folk, but most guys have a targeting system quite like that one that locks on to ladies aft end/stern/fan tail......
highlander55 13th Aug 2013, 5:20 AM edit delete reply
Don't forget to see if the Head lights are on high beam too!
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 5:53 AM edit delete reply

I believe that :D
highlander55 13th Aug 2013, 7:41 AM edit delete reply
Just don't let her catch you looking tho! :-P
Rashala 12th Aug 2013, 11:18 PM edit delete reply

Oooh that Gootta Huuuurt
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 5:54 AM edit delete reply

just a weeee bit.
mjkj 13th Aug 2013, 5:10 AM edit delete reply

Indeed it is great :)

...and yup she is :D

and goldie deserves to be hit by malfunctioning hardware :P

...NeoHorizon part 2? or did they move on the sales pitch to the next ship already?
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 5:53 AM edit delete reply

Those are ads for Luna Deep space mining companys. one of the few ways terrans can get off world.
Draginbeard 13th Aug 2013, 7:02 AM edit delete reply

Its the newest game on the vids, Bowling for Insults!

Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 12:47 PM edit delete reply

always a fun game :D actually Silvers orbs have been called Beach balls of DOOM :D
Stormwind13 13th Aug 2013, 2:28 PM edit delete reply

LOL. They don't look big enough for beach balls. I was thinking basketball. Dr. Silver shoots, she SCORES! :-D
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 3:04 PM edit delete reply

they come in diffrent sizes .. the largest being the size of a large beach ball. again this is a "helper" not a full combat model.
VanEzzania 13th Aug 2013, 7:27 AM edit delete reply

Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 12:47 PM edit delete reply

Stormwind13 13th Aug 2013, 2:30 PM edit delete reply

No whoops there. That was malicious intent... And well deserved revenge! :-D

What is it they say, Pride goeth before a fall? :-D Boom, I think she fell! And the crowd cheered! :-D
Jacob J Sebastian 13th Aug 2013, 7:59 AM edit delete reply
I would have aimed right for the buttocks...
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 12:47 PM edit delete reply

admittedly its a nice target but not as likely to knock her off her legs
Shotgun15 13th Aug 2013, 9:56 AM edit delete reply
Unless I miss my guess ... that shot had a really good chance at affecting Goldie's sciatic nerve - which could really put a crimp in her style . . .
highlander55 13th Aug 2013, 12:23 PM edit delete reply
Either way her golden chute will not be making her any money soon.
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 12:48 PM edit delete reply

indeed it could. now that would be a PAINFUL injury.
highlander55 13th Aug 2013, 4:55 PM edit delete reply

Don't forget she is also suffering from Impacted Cranial Rectonitis!
Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 5:11 PM edit delete reply

well .. that too...
JustNoPoint 13th Aug 2013, 1:41 PM edit delete reply

Now I'm curious how TeeDee managed to get a beer! :P
Rashala 13th Aug 2013, 1:52 PM edit delete reply

Centcomm 13th Aug 2013, 2:04 PM edit delete reply

there ya go..
KarToon12 15th Aug 2013, 8:38 AM edit delete reply

"Over sculpted ass"...XDXD
Aura_Spark 13th Mar 2014, 1:10 PM edit delete reply

She SOOO had that coming. Go Dr. Silver!!!!
Mark_L_A 10th May 2015, 8:32 PM edit delete reply

I am just surprised no even mentioned that Dr. Silver commed to the drone in Binary. Probably to keep the readers from knowing exactly what she told the drone to do.

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