But the doucheiticians are not available to be PUNCHED IN THE FACE either. GAWD, they're so INCONSIDERATE.
(My dream job: Being the Sergeant-at-Arms of Congress, but with the actual vested power to carry around a golf bag full of blunt instruments with which to thump the Congresscritters when they start doing stupid shit. I would get an amazing physical workout, and more job satisfaction than anyone ever.)
Part of my lofty goal would be to make C-SPAN a lot more interesting, and thus draw people's attention to the stupid shit their elected officials are doing. I bet more people would tune in to watch debates if there was a high possibility of some draconian far-righter or batshit far-lefter catching a padded bat across the ear. (Yes, I would pad my blunt instruments. I'm not tryin' to KILL anybody here. And some of those Congresscritters are so old/fat/female that one good swing with a Louisville Slugger would knock them right the fuck out, and that's hardly any fun.)
'Tis true .. it's more fun when you can whack them several times, and drive them before you and hear the lamentations of their sycophants. :)
On a sidenote, we once had a politician in Denmark who kept his promises ... all the other politicians distrusted him immediately - It was pretty funny, because he kept acting like he never noticed it (though I bet he did) and kept playing dumb with the press.
My political fantasy would be for politicians to write the laws, but then submit them to the people for ratification. Not only would this greatly limit their power (and provide the people with far more power) but the ability of the population to vote for too many bills would limit the politicians to only 5-10 laws a month. Of course any bill that isn't voted on by at least 50% of the eligible voters fails due to lack of quorum.
I think that sums up a great deal of what happened - though some parts are missing - and I do not know about Rose's reaction ... but that basically covers it :)
giggling SO much .. litterally this totally cracked me up - she did forget the whole " they sent me a brand new broken HD " and all the stupid OS trouble ..
when stress relief in the form of violent action is required slowly count to 10 while checking the action and loading your favorite weapon. Count to 25 while printing a sign that says, "I'm armed, I'm in a bitchy mood now get the hell out of my way." Then go for a nice peaceful walk.
Rose.....I would have thought you'd have learned your lesson with Tp BAck during the y2k scare.....Oh well *inflates a lifelike Doll of himsell* Here... its weighted on the botton you can punch it int he face as much as you want and it will keep coming back with a grin for more!
We break into this comment section to bring you this update - City of Titans has more than DOUBLED its goal. Just passed the SEVENTH stretch goal at over $650K. Less than 4 hours to go. :-)
(With six tons of TP,
You could spare a roll or two
For stress relief.)
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No worries, there's always some douchebag of a politician somewhere for you to hate. :)
(My dream job: Being the Sergeant-at-Arms of Congress, but with the actual vested power to carry around a golf bag full of blunt instruments with which to thump the Congresscritters when they start doing stupid shit. I would get an amazing physical workout, and more job satisfaction than anyone ever.)
On a sidenote, we once had a politician in Denmark who kept his promises ... all the other politicians distrusted him immediately - It was pretty funny, because he kept acting like he never noticed it (though I bet he did) and kept playing dumb with the press.
Much fun was had with him around. :)
I think that sums up a great deal of what happened - though some parts are missing - and I do not know about Rose's reaction ... but that basically covers it :)
Please punch a politician once for "yes", and twice for "hell yes" !
and to Rose I say VEGGI STRAWS! (snickers)
NOM NOM NOM NOM .. :D
WHOA - wonder whats going to happen when we put the page out tomorrow >_<
You guys are awesome!
to be avoided,
So as not to attract
negative Spirits.
What was that about "lack of interest"?
Go fuck yourselves.
Love, the CoH Community.
We are heroes, it is what we do! :-)
TESTIFY BROTHER AND SISTER!!!!!!!
reveal the TRuth of Their incompetence to them!!!
Waiting on the levee
Waiting on the
Up D-A-T-E!